I don't know when star wars became about Crotchety Men Babysitting Children but it has to stop. #ObiWan
Hey Uber execs I hope you burn in hell. When you pushed Prop 22 on us u said it was to "protect driver freedom & choice".
Now if we don't meet your quota, you'll take away our ability to see where we're going, how long it will take, and how much money we'll make.
@Uber_Support
Jon Cates retweeted
#WandaVision theories as the season goes on:
Episodes 1-4: Dottie is Mephisto!
Episodes 5-6: Pietro is Mephisto!
Episode 7: That bug is Mephisto!
Episode 8: Me phisto. You phisto. He, She, We phisto. – at Maitland, FL
Ted Cruz repeatedly claiming Republicans are the "fun" party is the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard #CPAC
Jon Cates retweeted
Palpatine didn't give the order to wipe out all of the Jedi.
Okay, he did but he was being metaphorical.
Okay, he wasn't but he was just joking.
Okay, he wasn't joking but not ALL of the Jedi were wiped out anyway, so it doesn't count.
It's time to heal and move on.
Republicans want you to have more babies so you'll stay poor. It's not fucking complicated. #ProLife #MarchForLife
Breaking News @tedcruz has a drawing of a condom on his mask and wants America to take his dick and orgasm apparently.
Literally just got home from my @DoorDash shift seconds before the app crashed.
Powerful
Replying to @NBCNews
JUST IN: 4-page draft article of impeachment against President Trump that Reps. Raskin, Lieu, Cicilline are planning to introduce Monday: "Incitement of insurrection"
Jon Cates retweeted
The quickest and most effective way—it can be done today—to remove this president from office would be for the Vice President to immediately invoke the 25th amendment.
If the Vice President and the Cabinet refuse to stand up, Congress must reconvene to impeach President Trump.





















