FYI, if you want to connect with your interns and seem cool. Next time you see them with ear buds in ask them, "whatcha listening to... Spacehog?"
If anyone even mildly goes against you today might I suggest saying, "and on Trump's birthday no less" in mock outrage.
This platform was already in the shitter but allowing people more characters and posts to continue in the comments has destroyed it. Bygone are the days of funny one-liners and witticisms.
Me: do you need me to pick something up from the store?
Wife: yes, can you get me some quinoa powder, chia-infused yogurt, mystic lentils, and golden chamomile dust (not the regular chamomile dust in the red box) thanks!
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Jim Carrey improvised the “Big Gulps, huh?” line in ‘Dumb and Dumber’ (1994)
Also, the Big Gulpers weren’t even extras. They were hanging out watching the filming and director Peter Farrelly put them in a scene
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Kobe Bryant's high school rival thought they can beat him and this is his reaction, 1996
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Bryce Harper did this with the same injury
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The Houston Astros are a perfectly engineered baseball machine of death no one in their right minds would challenge, but the Philadelphia Phillies are “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” personified as a baseball team.
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Officiant: *at wedding* does anyone here object to this union
Lawyer: yes unduly burdensome and not limited in time and scope