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High caliber idiot. Relentlessly on brand. Go Tigers.

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Joined July 2011
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“Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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A good filter for whether you should work on the Hill or not is if you think this is a funny story to bust out at a dinner party or "unacceptable workplace culture"
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Worst thing they’ve done during his presidency tbh
.@POTUS is MAKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN!
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This dude is a cartoon supervillain
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Things are going fiiiiiiine up here
Ron Johnson said it was an old photo of Mitch, there are a bunch of FBI agents at Lindsey’s house, Trump is escalating Iran bombings and taxing intl ships, ICE shot another innocent person in the head, & Trump is announcing that the ghost of Hugo Chavez rigged the 2020 election.
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It turns out the great egg price increase that helped topple Joe Biden's presidency was <checks notes> due to an alleged conspiracy among egg producers to artificially increase prices and the coverage of that fact is a blink-and-you-miss-it story on the NYT website 🙃
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Ossoff just has the sauce, man. I think that across America, there is a real appetite for a liberal politician who tells us that America is not bad, it's good, that we've always been good, and that we're so much better than the current administration makes us out to be.
Ossoff: "Just think, 250 years on, what the Founders would see if they visited us today. *crowd groans* But wait -- they would see that slavery had been abolished. They would see that Americans without land, and then women, and then the descendants of slaves had secured voting rights ... "
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All the normie Dems won in Maryland and they all swept Illinois last month. Is it really a Democratic Tea Party if it's confined entirely to one city?
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Reagan is rolling over in his grave. Iran’s nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future. Now, Iran gets to build brand-new infrastructure under this deal. Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.
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One of the last things MTG did before abandoning her seat in Congress was force House Republican leadership to bring up a bill that would jail doctors for 10 years for providing medically necessary care to trans youth. What the actual fuck are we doing here, man?
AOC is right that there are important differences between her and @mtgreenee: 1) AOC emphatically condemns policies only when Trump and the GOP do them, gets muted and deferential when Dems do. By contrast, MTG criticizes policies with equal fervor regardless of which party does them. 2) MTG condemns GOP leaders when they betray their purported values, even risking her political career to do so. By contrast, AOC lies to protect Dems who betray their supposed values (Kamala "is working tirelessly for a ceasefire" in Gaza!), and has supreme devotion to partisan advancement and self-interest above all. 3) MTG introduced a bill to cut all US financing of Israel's military. AOC voted NO, arguing Americans should pay for Israel's "defensive weapons." Big substantive difference. 4) MTG scorns the AIPAC/ADL tactic of accusing Israel critics of being racist and "anti-Semitic." AOC embraces and fortifies that accusatory smear campaign to justify why only liberal critics like her are compassionate and legitimate and everyone else is just racist. 5) MTG only cares about results and outcomes, and will thus work with anyone (left or right) to stop a policy she considers evil and wrong. AOC only cares about posturing and her political branding -- not outcomes -- and will thus reject the opportunity to form majorities to stop stop some policy evil if it means admitting that not only Dems have good ideas and can be good people. AOC is the embodiment of privilege: having no real urgency about stopping things that don't personally affect her (like Israeli wars and US financing of them). That's why she has harsher words for GOP critics of Israel than she does for Dem supporters of Israel. This, and more, is why MTG was pushed out of her own party, while AOC has fully morphed into Nancy Pelosi Jr. and is one of the Democratic Party's most valuable partisan tools, and why she's beloved by Dems as such.
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No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP) No vote in Florida (+4 GOP) No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP) No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP) No vote in Texas (+5 GOP) Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out. MAGA has rigged the system.
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Hey guys. I was gerrymandered. Twice. It was done when all states redistrict. I don’t like it. But when Trump started pushing states to do it mid cycle because he’s afraid he will lose, the only way to fight back is to make it backfire. Then maybe we can fix the system.
Kinzinger was gerrymandered out of Congress by Illinois Democrats. This is a rare triple cuckolding.
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The video is somehow worse than the caption
Just stayed at a hotel in Maryland for work. Turns out their AC units shut off while you sleep as part of some new woke Green New Deal nonsense. It's a terrible policy that's making their state like Europe. Just one more example of why they've never won an SEC Championship.
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Staff: Tell them the Jesus picture was doctored. Trump: I'm a Doctor! Staff: Tell them it's a small military incursion. Trump: It's a great military excursion! Staff: Tell them they're coming seeking asylum. Trump: They're coming from Insane Asylums!
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump’s Truth Social post depicting him as Jesus was a doctored image.”
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“Thinking about the bad shit I do makes me sad. Solution? Just don’t do it.”
Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road.
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This is fucking nuts hahahaha
The Democrats just decided to officially become the party of PUNCHING PUPPIES. 190 Democrats just voted to give illegal immigrants the RIGHT TO PHYSICALLY ABUSE American service dogs — serving with law enforcement protecting American citizens. The level Democrats will go to protect illegal aliens instead of Americans is disturbing, disgusting, and dangerous.
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If I was building some of the most morally bankrupt institutions of our time I, too, would spend as little time on introspection as possible.
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
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I just… man. These fucking idiots.
“Do you regret taking money from programs that may have led to people dying?” “No. It was more important to reduce the deficit from $2 trillion to almost nothing.” “And did you reduce the deficit at all?” “No.”
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