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tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.
baddielonglegs💌 retweeted
when i remove my phone from do not disturb and find out no one actually disturbed me
baddielonglegs💌 retweeted
if you're telling me that a sandwich has never made you feel like this i genuinely feel sorry for you
































