
@pitchjokes, @funnyordie sometimes I. Am. Job!
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the wax figures are fighting again
Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain blasts Bruce Springsteen as an “annoying, bitter old man” who should "shut up" when it comes to politics.
“I’m a diehard conservative… And guys like Bruce Springsteen should shut up. You know, really, honestly, shut up, Bruce, you know? Him and… who’s the other one? Robert DeNiro. I mean, who cares, guys? Do your art. I try to keep politics out of my music... Now, people say, ‘Well, you’re a Christian and you’re conservative,’ and I’m like, ‘So what?’ I don’t preach it on stage. I don’t spend 10 minutes talking about it… And Bruce, I mean, what the heck? I used to like him, and now he’s just annoying. He’s an annoying, bitter old man. I mean, stop it. Really. You were born in the USA, weren’t you, dude? So act like it. But even that song, if you look at the lyrics, I mean, it’s a kind of a diss toward our country.”
variety.com/2026/music/news/…
6 people have seen kate’s vagina today.
She had:
+ 3 medical appointments
+ diagnostic imaging
+ 2 vaginal biomarkers
+ breast exam
We have news on her suspected endometriosis. More soon.
At least 20% of premenopausal women have at least one of these conditions: endometriosis, PMOS, and/or adenomyosis.
the next Final Destination movie should just be a series of influencers dying horrifically from the shit products they try to sell everyone
We’ll know the AI bubble is really close to bursting when Sam Altman starts flailing around and shapeshifting like the T-1000 when it’s dying
jeez even the aliens are on fentanyl
The Pentagon has released UAP footage showing a humanoid figure identical to what was seen over Sequoia National Park in 2015.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This was not released by the Pentagon. The 2015 Sequoia National Park video has already been identified as a Star Wars Stormtrooper mylar balloon, not an unidentified flying object.
Sources:
ovniologia.com.br/pt/2024/04/vid…
youtube.com/watch?v=t8QtRO…
“RESPONSIBLE slop”
Spotify is launching a new tool allowing fans to create “responsible” AI-generated covers and remixes of their favorite songs from participating artists and songwriters.
The new tool will launch as a paid add-on for Spotify Premium users, creating an additional source of income for artists and songwriters.
variety.com/2026/music/news/…
cool new packaging gatorade!
except now it has 8 packets instead of 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since the price is the same I guess this was just a temporary error, but we all make mistakes!

























