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NJ / NYC
Joined May 2009
The Exorcist Mondays at 8 on CBS
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imagine being this lame
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Help Matthew Broderick is holding my mother in law hostage until she downloads this gambling app
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the wax figures are fighting again
Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain blasts Bruce Springsteen as an “annoying, bitter old man” who should "shut up" when it comes to politics. “I’m a diehard conservative… And guys like Bruce Springsteen should shut up. You know, really, honestly, shut up, Bruce, you know? Him and… who’s the other one? Robert DeNiro. I mean, who cares, guys? Do your art. I try to keep politics out of my music... Now, people say, ‘Well, you’re a Christian and you’re conservative,’ and I’m like, ‘So what?’ I don’t preach it on stage. I don’t spend 10 minutes talking about it… And Bruce, I mean, what the heck? I used to like him, and now he’s just annoying. He’s an annoying, bitter old man. I mean, stop it. Really. You were born in the USA, weren’t you, dude? So act like it. But even that song, if you look at the lyrics, I mean, it’s a kind of a diss toward our country.” variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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Ben Stiller on the Jumbotron at Taylor Swift’s wedding
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when your midlife crisis hits and you’re a notch or two above “motorcycle”
Tobey Maguire and Ice Spice are reportedly hooking up.
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6 people have seen kate’s vagina today. She had: + 3 medical appointments + diagnostic imaging + 2 vaginal biomarkers + breast exam We have news on her suspected endometriosis. More soon. At least 20% of premenopausal women have at least one of these conditions: endometriosis, PMOS, and/or adenomyosis.
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My favorite type of ad - celebs trying to get us poors to lose what little money we have left
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my dude you are reviewing SCARY MOVIE 6 can you try this again in english
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the next Final Destination movie should just be a series of influencers dying horrifically from the shit products they try to sell everyone
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We’ll know the AI bubble is really close to bursting when Sam Altman starts flailing around and shapeshifting like the T-1000 when it’s dying
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starring Dane Cook as Art Garfunkel
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my wife when I’m listening to Rush
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jeez even the aliens are on fentanyl
The Pentagon has released UAP footage showing a humanoid figure identical to what was seen over Sequoia National Park in 2015.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This was not released by the Pentagon. The 2015 Sequoia National Park video has already been identified as a Star Wars Stormtrooper mylar balloon, not an unidentified flying object. Sources: ovniologia.com.br/pt/2024/04/vid… youtube.com/watch?v=t8QtRO…
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Kirk Hammett every day
It's natural to make mistakes, but Metallica’s Kirk Hammett is making too many!
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Didn’t he die in the last one? Hollywood will bring anyone back for a quick buck.
First look at ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’ sequel. In theaters on May 6, 2027.
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“RESPONSIBLE slop”
Spotify is launching a new tool allowing fans to create “responsible” AI-generated covers and remixes of their favorite songs from participating artists and songwriters. The new tool will launch as a paid add-on for Spotify Premium users, creating an additional source of income for artists and songwriters. variety.com/2026/music/news/…
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opening scene of the next Final Destination
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cool new packaging gatorade! except now it has 8 packets instead of 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ since the price is the same I guess this was just a temporary error, but we all make mistakes!
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clearest pic of him yet 👀
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