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"my name is Cade, i can afford all 3 volumes of Invincible, i probably have a stable job and a girlfriend too. i have a car and life is going swimmingly. i love being an adult" fuck you, bro
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Hoes are up there with oxygen bro
yall like my nails?
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i mustve got my mommas dick man
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CUIDADO, AHI VIENEN LOS X-MEN DE FOX
New promo art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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Coworker brought a joint to share on a slow morning
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Diana Taverner
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Rivals even stopped bantering us. Please come back. Call us Manure, say we are washed. Please.
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Life may be beating me blue and black, I may be broke but at least I’m not being forced to go to church this morning
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Woke up from a dream where I was living in my own house and married
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how young you must be 🫠
I really hate how Nigeria doesn’t do Christmas properly. No proper Christmas markets, no stores dedicated to Christmas decor, nothingggg. You can barely find anywhere to shop for beautiful Christmas decorations. It’s so annoying because I love Christmas so much 😭🎄
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Tina constantly guessing random dates until Trump croaks
Donald Trump, November 2026. July 2027.
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everyday
me casually up at 4am chilling like it’s noon
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me casually up at 4am chilling like it’s noon
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Me abrí sentimentalmente con mi familia
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I mean, other than certain plot reworks to make things more coherent (of which there would be MANY) the things I would change would be: 1. Malfoid. Obviously. It just works. 'Nuff said. 2. Put Hermione in Ravenclaw and Ron in Hufflepuff. Hermione very obviously should have been a Ravenclaw, and I think making her so she fails to get her into her desired house could serve as a great narrative motivator for actually being a braver person. As for Ron, making him the SINGLE Weasley in his family to NOT get sorted into Gryffindor would only make him feel more like he's the weak link of his family, but like any true Hufflepuff he would demonstrate his unflinching loyalty. Even makes the point of him wielding the Sword of Gryffindor more poignant in Deathly Hallows, as he basically proves to himself that he's worthy to be called brave. PLUS if this means we're redeeming Malfoy, you now have one member from each house working together to stop Voldy, which is a very strong narrative beat. Even gives you more setting variety, as they could all visit each other's common rooms. 3. Rework the Elder Wand. Harry winning by a technicality about the intracies if wizard disarmament is silly. Instead, make it so that the Elder Wand's full power can only be used by "a master of death" most wizards eventually interpret this as meaning you have to kill the previous owner (especially given the wand's bloody history) but Harry realizes that becoming a master of death isn't about mastering death, but accepting it (it DOES have a thestral hair as its core, after all). Harry is a true master of the Elder Wand because he readily accepts his mortality, and isn't afraid to die, while Voldemort is terrified of it, thus ironically ensuring his ultimate demise. 4. One last tiny change: instead of making Evada Kedavra unblockable, make it really easy to block instead. This allows wizard fights to be dynamic rather than just "bad guys shoot green death lasers but always miss because they have the aim of stormtroopers." The good wizards are trying to stun or disarm while the Death Eaters are constantly trying to maim or injure to prevent the target from blocking the killing blow. If you wanted to make Voldemort extra scary you could say he's so powerful and so skilled with it that his Evafa Kedavra is unblockable, but the spell itself is a bit too OP in my book.
How would you change the Harry Potter book series?
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what a run
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A Korra teve a PIOR equipe Avatar É tão louco você não ter NINGUÉM na equipe dela que chegue ao nível da: Katara(maior dobradora de água da história), Toph (MAIOR DOBRADORA DE TERRA DA HISTÓRIA), Zuko (senhor do fogo), soka (soka)
THIS IS WHAT ''MASTER OF ALL ELEMENTS'' MEANS !!!!
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Never disturb a toddler in this moment! Don’t help. Don’t suggest. Observe. A capable problem solver is in training and development.
The stubbornness will save her life.
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Bugün yoğun bakımdaki babaannemi ziyarete gittim. Oradayken Claude Opus 5.5 kullanarak hastabaşı monitörüne Doom portladım. Oyundaki can yüzdesini hastanın nabzına senkronize ettim; can 0’a düşerse nabız da sıfıra düşer. Bu da oyunu daha heyecanlı hale getiriyor.
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