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Space Jam is an incredible documentary detailing Michael Jordan's later career.

Strange as you might be, be yourself.

Michael Jackson and Timberlake have a song together?? ... I... I dunno.

It can't be done. It's just too Tom Cruise. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!

They have phones in booths now?? Finally! I don't have to lug this cell phone around.

I only wrote that poem to test my printer!!

I'm pretty sure Michael Scott wrote and directed MacGruber.

An ad told me it's free to date "hot Russians". Who knew?!

Oh jeez, it's April Fools. Must. Be. On. Guard. :D

No matter how much Axe advertises, remember it's still just a product people use for their armpits.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Done. :I

#Pokemon on #Netflix . Awww yeah!

It will be nice when this fad ends.

My bed has a Wifi forcefield. Curse you, 3G!! :(

'Star Trek: Into Darkness' on Netflix?? I'm impressed!

Spent the last hour thinking Chicago was in New York. Thank goodness no one will ever know.

Faith perceiving as real fact what is not revealed to the senses.