ace hardware (of proship twt)

ao3 is back up immediately went to read a fic with weecest and a daddy kink it feels like i have ascended to the heavens with pure joy

it’s my birthday

oh my fucking god. (get fatter)

jared boobillecki

my drivers license expires on sunday. on my fucking birthday. HOW DID I NOT PLAN THIS IN ADVANCE??? i feel like i should be publicly shamed for not getting this whole adulting thing down yet.

they should’ve fucked and made hughie watch

i want to make him lactate

i miss reading spn watersports on ao3

omega sam probably smells like mary.

bi-curious dean imagine if he found the male equivalent to “busty asian beauty’s”, but it’s just asian twinks with small cute cocks and pretty holes. probably called some bs like “boyish asian beauty’s”. sam would see it pulled up on a laptop and just sigh to himself. #spn

my fav bottom with the biggest dick or the smallest dick; depends on my mood #spn

they think they look tuff (one of them probably clogged the sink drain)

they love me just as much as a stripper loves her costumer

idea where soldier boy meets stanford sam and touches him inappropriately

fic idea where castiel just develops a cloaca and sprouts feathers on his back in place of wings

age play but all i do is ask you to buy me candy at the store