@acceleratedfunk
 New York, NY
Joined January 2018
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If I knew how to drive and I liked to camp I would spend a week alone in the forest, but I don’t know how to drive or like to camp
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Zzzdamnnnn
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I have risen
mariana@pastapilledApr 4
I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back
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Uber driver playing burial everything is meant to be
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swag
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i just left my miu miu hat on the subway. I’ll never be the same
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miri@mishtimereMar 8
imagine a wild horse running free. Do you think that horse would reply back in 24 hours
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I really love and respect all Sagittarius
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mullet growing out Finally.
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My delayed best restaurants in New York 2025: Ha's Snack Bar Sunn's Bridges Crevette Cafe Kestrel Lei Le Veau D'or Comal Rosella Ingas Bar Bar Oliver Golden Hof
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Losing so many fucking days of my life to my menstrual cycle
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Every time I go on Instagram or TikTok, I’m like why are all these people talking to me and get away from me
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#SWAG
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Cigarettes are modernist & vapes are late-capitalist, bc a cigarette has an inherent duration which requires you to take a break, and allows for contemplation or conversation, whereas a vape can be hit again at any chosen time, without interrupting the tempo of postmodernity
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life continues to be correct
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my millennial lesbian friend that is helping me with the process of freezing my eggs driving me to knockdown center in her Subaru tmw night … life is being so correct
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.@mithkii18 Oct 2025
Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life
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my swag is so insane
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