39x marathoner by day, geek by... day. Lazy bum the rest of the time. I also have an affinity for alpacas.

Joined May 2008
💥Comic-Con Contest!💥 Like, RT & comment on your favorite design to win a FREE Cold Brew Latte at the #EnergizeLounge this week at Comic-Con! We’ll DM the winner on Thursday. Good luck! #SDCC #StarTrek – at Irvine, CA
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💎🥇🏆800 GEMS GIVEAWAY🏆🥇💎 ENTER HERE: gleam.io/competitions/IKgzC-… Start - 11th Jan 2022 End - 25th Jan 2022 ✨🌟Good luck everyone!🌟✨ #GuildWars2 #GW2 #GW2EOD @GuildWars2
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dennis! retweeted
LIVE: @NASAWebb has completed the final stage of spacecraft deployment to #UnfoldTheUniverse. Mission experts discuss today's major milestone. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OdKrBQXy…
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This is it: we’ve just wrapped up one of the most challenging steps of our journey to #UnfoldTheUniverse. With all five layers of sunshield tensioning complete, about 75% of our 344 single-point failures have been retired!
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Move over, pizza rat. 🍕 A Philadelphia woman found a groundhog outside of her home munching on a piece of pizza for over an hour, completely unfazed by her two dogs. abc7.la/2RFTO1N
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Replying to @ZacharyLevi
@ZacharyLevi only way
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Here’s our post #SDCC giveaway. It’s a simple one, so just retweet this tweet and follow and we’ll select one of you as a winner.
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He was the gentlest of giants-A big man with an even bigger heart who never failed to make me smile & a loyal friend who I loved dearly-I'm grateful for the memories we shared & I'm a better man for just having known him. Thanks Pete #RIPPeterMayhew #Heartbroken @TheWookieeRoars
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Hey @Russo_Brothers, I’m in for ten bucks. Can you please make this happen? Everyone who retweets this is in too.
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Today is the day. Today, it’s your turn to raise your voice to change the course of this country for the better. So make it count. Get out there and vote. Go to IWillVote.com or call 833-336-VOTE to confirm where you can vote and check voting hours.
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NERDS: I am in the process of nailing down a venue for one last bash at #SDCC. All I know at this point, is that it will be Saturday night, from 10pm-2am, and open to anyone who’s looking to drank some dranks and DANCE THEIR MUFFUGGIN FACES OFF. Mark yo’ calendars accordingly. 👊
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2x Olympian @des_linden becomes first American female winner of the #BostonMarathon in 33 years. Go Des! 🇺🇸#TogetherForward 💙💛
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I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?”
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dennis! retweeted
LOL
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This World Series is like one of those crazy WWE ladder matches that just keeps escalating.
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RT for a chance to win a wooden puzzle – designed and laser cut at the Bad Robot Workshop!
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I miss Comic-Con so much today I went to the DMV just to wait in line.
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Hey @POTUS - your inauguration was a failure even before the march and it's pathetic to make lackeys say otherwise. Suck it up, buttercup
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RESOLUTION: I will tweet this every time I want to tweet something angry and political
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