high as a kite everybody; goofballs

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Joined March 2013
Micropenis de Milo retweeted
why does he look like he’s dating Elaine Benes for one episode
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Hey @BarackObama try this on for size bitch
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Wahhh her husband is sick so now you have to support carpet bombing schools wahhhhh shut the fuck up gay ass Hercules
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimApr 5
If this is an honest question, I’d say: Americans are rooting against America because we facilitated a genocide and followed it with a surprise attack on a girls elementary school followed by attacks on universities, medical centers, more schools, a world famous pharmaceutical research center, a volley ball team, an unfinished bridge we claimed was transporting weapons and then a nuclear power plant. We are now promising endless attacks on civilian infrastructure. We are hunting and targeting anyone who might be involved in ceasefire negotiations. Most people do not pay enough attention to have absorbed all the propaganda about the U.S. and Iran. So people coming to this fresh see us for what we are: absolute monsters. And monsters must be stopped. That’s why people are rooting against us and for civilization to prevail.
How did we get to the point Where so many Americans are rooting against America?
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrim20 Nov 2025
Replying to @mtaibbi
Where did I say we reported on a Mossad-aided sexual blackmail scheme? Where did we say he blackmailed the White House? You're falling into a trap here: Dems want you to think this is all about Trump, and Trump wants to say it's either about Dems or it's a Dem hoax. Don't fall for either of those lies. What this is is a rare, wide-open window into how power works at the highest levels. There is an enormous amount here, don't slot it into a partisan pissing match.
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Micropenis de Milo retweeted
unc is FULL been sitting like this for 45 minutes
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Replying to @kirawontmiss
I love this one lol
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog14 Nov 2024
I rarely consider photography “art” but this is art
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I feel like I should reiterate my position that you're not actually punishing the Democrats by refusing to vote for them in November. They don't care if you don't vote for them. They don't care if they lose. Their political careers will be fine either way. It's entirely fine and legitimate to not vote for Democrats, but don't let that act dupe you into thinking your vote matters. It doesn't matter how you vote, and it doesn't matter how you don't vote. The US power structure is set up to be completely unaffected by voters. Acting like you could teach the Democrats a lesson by refusing to vote for them only feeds into the illusion that voting matters inside a power structure that has been deemed too important to be left to the hands of the voters. There's a viral tweet from Glenn Greenwald going around that says "The US has no functional president and has not had one for months, and it's barely noticeable and barely matters because there's a permanent unelected machine that runs the government." Greenwald is correct. Nobody with any real power cares all that much who the president is. The president doesn't even need to have a functioning brain. This whole show is being run by people who don't ultimately care all that much whether Democrats or Republicans are in office, including the party leadership of the Democrats and the Republicans. You think Democrats have enjoyed playing the face of the evil empire these last few years? You think they've enjoyed having their political rallies interrupted by anti-genocide protesters and having their feel-good progressive image completely discredited in front of everyone? They'd all be having a lot more fun if the terrible things being perpetrated by the Biden administration were being done by Trump instead, so they could go back to playing the good guys. They're happy to lose, which is why they're acting like they're happy to lose. They're doing absolutely nothing to appeal to progressives or energize their base. They're not articulating any real policies besides more of the same. They're not changing anything about any of the things that make normal people hate Democrats in the year 2024, and if they lose again in November they will continue to not change anything. Americans don't live in the kind of country where votes matter. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is. Vote or don't vote however you want, but don't make the mistake of believing you'll be teaching the Democrats any kind of lesson that they will actually learn by doing so. If real change comes to the United States, it won't be because of how any Americans chose to vote or not vote in any of their fake elections. There are no solutions to these problems in electoral politics.
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentum18 Jul 2024
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Micropenis de Milo retweeted
This can’t be our only choice of candidates… 🤦🏾‍♂️ WTF
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An exclusive first look at @craig_healy’s groundbreaking new Star Wars series, coming to @DisneyPlus in 2023. #D23Expo
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Micropenis de Milo retweeted
god damn @elonmusk just got bodied lmao
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I like Twitter…..and I like Elon ….so I’m staying to continue having fun
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Joe ….I’ve been trying out overalls like you have on here ….what’s a good kind ?
It was a different time...
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Philosemite of the Year @JK_Rowling
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Jesus Christ 💀💀💀
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Suck my dick you fucking cops
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