21 year old lesbian musician and fan of baseball, Hollow Knight, Pokémon, Philly sports + South Carolina, and speedrunning. Travis Sanheim for Norris. he/she

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Joined February 2019
Made something just now
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Most justified crashout in human history
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okay u don’t have to be fucking rude to him though
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the new gif system on here is so depressing u cant even look up mario pussy attack anymore
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There is no world where a killing and murder of a 1 year old is justified.
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“Actually, he got to take a nap in a little makeshift bed we threw together in the stadium before we put him on the field” this isn’t even good spin
Replying to @TomPelissero
Just spoke to Jalen Hurts’ agent, Nicole Lynn, who clarified that while Hurts was up until early Sunday morning getting evaluated at a hospital, he was able to sleep upon rejoining the team and the Eagles set aside a room for him at the stadium. Videos from the stadium show Hurts coming onto the field just before kickoff and he felt rested enough to play.
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the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this app 😭😭😭
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sova retweeted
Jalen Hurts could’ve died, this isn’t the time for your jokes/stats comments. Black men constantly get overlooked by medical professionals, this is beyond the sport and hopefully it brings more awareness to this systemic issue.
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Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death
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the chicken tender on my plate before i dip it into ranch
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Jalen Hurts I love you
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Meanwhile the AC comes on for the first time in spring and smells like heaven
when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Fwiw I like the heating smell too, I just think AC smell needs more love
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Imma beat y’all ass @Eagles
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More disorders come into the public eye and more ppl learn abt them and realize they have them and then here comes 100 mfs claiming that its actually super ultra rare and everyone is faking it as a "trend"
Is moral ocd like the new DID? Is this the new cool mental illness to pretend to have?
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I love how basically every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.
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Pro athletes are programmed from the time they're like 12 to "die on the field". It is baked into the culture of pro sports, and the teams themselves profit immensely from cultivating that mindset. They have a responsibility to the players to keep it from actually happening.
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I am going to say, I'm not ignoring the fact that Jalen himself has agency here, and made a reckless decision with his own health and safety to go out and play on the field. There's responsibility on his shoulders too. But he was still failed by the Eagles as an organization.
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I'm not exaggerating, Jeffrey Lurie needs to hire an independent investigator to review the entire decision making process that led to Jalen Hurts not only playing that game in London, but then getting onto a transatlantic flight back. He could have died, heads need to roll.
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Pedro has these little white spots on his face that make him look like he's moldy
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