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martin odegaard’s publicist • wife guy • caribeña 🇯🇲🇨🇺

☭ ⚢ • she/她/elle • keeks
Joined February 2024
🥹 i fainted in the living room and woke up to my kittens and their mama cat surrounding me while purring
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i liked gone girl………
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Why my acting headshots giving the vibe of 2 apples tall 😭😭😭 I swear I give big person energy I swearrrrr
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Yesterday my butch sent me the four pages she used of her journal to wax poetic about fucking me and it was beautiful
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happy boyfriend day from me and mine!
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Meeting wondrous characters on Grindr
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Have a patient who’s an old 👴🏻 man and when he found out i’m kenyan he told me “he worked in kenya in the 70s”. I asked what made him move all the way to kenya for work and he said he was cia and helped smuggle weapons into Sudan
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me and the tattoo i got on my bday (today)
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Linda Caicedo X Felicia Schroder vs Man City
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coming down
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Replying to @Latto
@latto certified. MISS DPOY.
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Hamid Al Shaeri – Ayonha (1983)
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Sitting beside boys in ninth grade and realizing yeah the Cornell story is the track we’re on
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THAT WAS WILLY QUICK! 😎
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57 men got the rape text, free pussy. No one called the police. 57. @Cornell
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