abby simpkins

Highlight of my high school career right there

My secret superpower is that I can wake up at 5:08 and be in the hospital by 5:30

i buy single ply toilet paper cause i like to suffer

The state of my mental health on any given week is evidenced by the number of clothing items that compile on my desk chair by Friday. We are at 8 this fine Friday eve.

Day 3 of pulmonology. Who knew there was more to breathing than breathing

It’s humbling to think that I’m a 24-year-old medical student and am still incentivized to come to class by candy

I’m still using conditioner I found in my college biology department four years ago and I wonder why I have split ends

I’m sitting in my tent in the middle of South Sudan watching a naked two year old use an ADULT-sized hoe to till the soil. What is this place.

If clunky shoes ever go out of style I’m going barefoot

a man and his grass. can’t mess with that.

I don’t care what the dog says it’s a fricken no bones day

I’m watching my first Christmas movie today and I don’t care who knows about it

Do people who are bald get goosebumps on their heads when they’re cold?

Throwback to Pangea lol

Who needs a class reunion when you’ve got Lakefront Music Fest

Nail technicians make the best surgeons. Convince me otherwise.

Did people stop wearing weird shoes or did the phrase “what are thoooose” just stop being a thing?

Midnight snack? Tuna salad? H E double hockey sticks ya!!

hot grandma summer

my friends yelled at me for eating cookies I found on the ground by the drinking fountain but it's been almost five minutes and I feel perfectly fine so who's the real winner here