@absidell

I make movies and more frequently I make pasta. Writer/Director of CRAM, AFF Audience Award Winner, out now! https://xitter.cf/t.co/DRt3PRNpQS he/him

 Queens, NY
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Joined November 2014
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IT'S OUT!! You can watch #CRAM, our dark fairy tale about academia, for free right now. It's hard to put what I feel into words. I've been working towards this moment for most of my life. More soon but for now, thank you for dreaming with me a while🖤 tubitv.com/movies/712946/cra…

Cram (2021)

A library’s mysterious stacks hold the key to the location of a student’s final paper that goes missing while he dozes off during an all-nighter.

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eclair@evilclaireSep 4
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother
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Red light, green light
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showed this photo to the cashier at the supermarket on this block and they thought it was fake
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Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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It's #Back2School Season, and we've got just the film to get you back into the school spirit! A library’s mysterious stacks hold the key to the location of a student’s final paper that goes missing in #CRAM! 📚 Available now on #WatchMoviesNow: bit.ly/41a459z
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Rams@ramenrams30 Jul 2025
Metrocard machines were responsible for the greatest question ever posed, “add value or add time”
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𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
@Matt_Pinner16 Jul 2025
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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4 avocados for $5. 3 to eat, 1 to teach a lesson on impermanence
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Both parts of this statement – that as the Pope he would speak personally rather than as a doctrinaire, and the beautiful grace of the thought itself – reflect a mature and inspiring theology, unique in my lifetime among major religious leaders. May his memory be a blessing 🕊️
Cindy Wooden@Cindy_Wooden14 Jan 2024
#PopeFrancis: "This isn't dogma, just my thought: I like to think of hell as being empty. I hope it is."
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Anyone with taste found Patrick in my movie CRAM
arden || westerosi peasant era@pavlyndon4 Apr 2025
im sorry where the fuck did they find this guy??????
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Cram (2021)

A library’s mysterious stacks hold the key to the location of a student’s final paper that goes missing while he dozes off during an all-nighter.

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Fantastic piece, and vindicating for those of us who scan film at home and know the color is never “right”
𝕏𝕏𝕏 {'THE FANATIC' out A LONG TIME AGO NOW}@fevered_earth2 Mar 2025
as threatened, I've written several words about "35mm scan" culture and my philosophical discontent with it josh04.medium.com/50a67f29cf…
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Dude is dressed like an SS officer
Schwabe ⚡
@realhumanschwab1 Mar 2025
Replying to @realhumanschwab
The film doesn't subvert anything, at no point *during the watching* does one see the jingoism on display as excessive. No one feels bad for reveling in the slaughter of a genocidal, interplanetary swarm of vile insects. There's no moment where we see the bugs are "just like us"
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Throwback to when we built a factory in @FelixHandte’s apartment 🖤
Terror Films@Terror_Films24 Feb 2025
#MCM @RolandoChusan as The Machinist in CRAM! #CRAM is available now on @PrimeVideo, #WatchMoviesNow, and more! #ManCrushMonday PRIME: bit.ly/3X5PhIB WATCH MOVIES NOW: bit.ly/41a459z KINGS OF HORROR: bit.ly/41cEvAH
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trash jones@jzux12 Feb 2025
i have jester’s privilege, sure. but i also have jester’s responsibility
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Walked past the local butcher and saw them bringing a Chewy box down um
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Basel Adra@basel_adra2 Feb 2025
We’ve decided to independently release our Oscar nominated film No Other Land in the US. It’s already showing at Film Forum in NY & here’s a list of 20 more cities it is coming to next week!
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Ailith@forsaken_hog20 Jan 2025
Today is obviously quite a bad one for the world, but the meditation in tribute to David was a beautiful act of collaborative art and feeling which I'll remember forever.
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