@absetzer808

NC | HI 🇺🇸 | EIB & NDSM recipient 🪂 👻 Never fight uphill me boys, never fight uphill

Joined August 2023
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What a wonderful scalp to discover on a beautiful Saturday morning. Hope everyone has a great weekend.
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Little known fact, when a POG wishes to address an Infantryman he must step up & kiss the CIB before he's allowed to speak
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Me, @adambulldawg76, @smfidler78, and @RealTmDaddy earning our CIBs. (Colorized) We would later have @Nikon1778's S-1 section update our ERB/SRBs to reflect MCIBs.
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Replying to @infantrydort
CIB doesn't mean much when it comes to competence or intelligence. It all means that an Infantry person was doing infantry stuff. Wow, what a shocker!!!
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You can criticize the orange man all you want, BUT, If you haven't yelled jump commands from a Blackhawk, starting with the 6 minute warning while still on the ground, then I don't think you fully understand what's going on in the picture.
This picture is a very important picture to look at. It’s what America has become. Screaming powerful dudes treating others as if they are their servant property. My heart is breaking for this young Marine One pilot. He doesn’t deserve this shit from trump.
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Guys. We're good now, thanks to @Tooth_Chipper.
I don't know who this dude is. I saw a comment about his wife being half Filipina. He probably saw me make a comment making fun of Filipinos 😆
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Replying to @KristiNoem
@KristiNoem This your burner account?
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Your buddies are too nice to tell you how much of a dork you are. But fear not, that's what I'm here for.
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At least you have finally identified yourself correctly this time.
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I would have guessed @VatnikTamer, @Gerald_FordF150, and @DepintoDanny ran a dyke bar in Massachusetts, but @VatnikTamer has an alibi because he likes watching "choopers" fly around in California. So I assume it's @JesusOfArmada and the other two that run the establishment.
🇺🇸 CRAZIEST - COVID COMMUNIST WOKE BAR - DRAMA This bomb was dropped by the woke bar: “It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights with (COVID) masks optional” ⏮️ But let’s start from the beginning, it’s too hilarious: Last year the Last Ditch bar opened for “dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks, workers, and their friends” with a communist business a model. Also everyone had to wear N95 masks or better at all times! 💸 Payment in the bar was optional. 🤣 People only had to pay if they could afford it! No one would be turned away from the space for lack of funds. “Poor and unhoused people are welcome in the space” was the mantra. This obviously went badly! Many visitors said they didn’t have the cover fee, the bar let them in anyway. The owners fell behind on bills and couldn’t pay themselves or the people who worked there. 🤡 -> In the first dramatic event one of the founders left and enrolled into a clown college. Now to attract more people the bar tied to relax its covid mask rule, so that masks were optimal during ONE evening of the week. It’s September 2026 and the city has not reported a single covid case for months. 📝 The announcement itself is a woke masterpiece: “It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional to try out typical club nights with themes/hosts/DJs/full capacity. Accessibility is a pillar of our mission, AND our mission is also to make the space work for everyone and everything radical, sometimes that's being wild! We strive for solidarity, transparency of risks, and connecting us all in this revolution. We still give priority to public and private Masked bookings, and continue a recurring monthly Masked Social prioritizing safety. It is only after an outpour of feedback from our regulars, volunteers, and team that we make this addition.” 🤬 -> This caused a shitstorm: - I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists - Just say you’re being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with - people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience 😢 The Last Ditch bar apologized: “We are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone of our change to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional of us. We understand everyone faces different intersections and we are always working to consider all needs fully.” 🤪 This apology made things worse, because the bar did not provide an alt-text for the visually impaired! “This is not an accessible post. It indicates the lack of care or interest in Disability intersectionality.” -> Man living in the woke inclusive world is extremely complicated. lol.
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Something something pedo military cosplay something something nazi something something. <insert shit meme> Saved you the trouble of typing it out @VatnikTamer
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I don't know who this dude is. I saw a comment about his wife being half Filipina. He probably saw me make a comment making fun of Filipinos 😆
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Chinooks are such cool cHoOpErS!
Replying to @r_evolutie
Its got it own airport! Chinooks are such cool choopers. I see the fire fighting ones out here quite a bit.
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The left has no response for this.
Silly goose on the loose at Dodger Stadium 🪿🚨
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It's pronounced He-Low, Frankie. Regardless, thank you for the update!
Powerful Storm to Hit Hilo island of Hawaii on Friday September 25, 2026
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I know I've made fun of you over the past few days, but on a serious note, I've been put in charge of your funeral arrangements. I need to know the following: Did you want a NAFO flag draped casket? Is Vatniktamer one or two words on your headstone?
Lmfao. On a scale of 1-10, how much does tagging a real man like @MalcolmNance piss off wanna bes like you?
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@VatnikTamer I'll also need to know your birthday. Obviously I'm using a template based on Malcolm's spouse.
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Peter Hegseth will send CID to investigate those responsible for making fun of the unit he was attached to before booting SPC Sampson Kerns of the North Carolina National Guard. Also, I've never seen brigade abbreviated like that. Very interesting.
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Regardless of what platform it was, the orange man wincing doesn't go hard. Xi was wincing too, you just can't tell haha (I'm posting this while wearing a pair of Converse)
President Trump just had a B-2 Spirit and four F-22 Raptors fly overhead as he and President Xi stood there with the Star-Spangled Banner playing… and then he leaned over and SMIRKED at Xi. 🤣🤣🇺🇸
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows a B-1B Lancer (DRAGO 51) flyover at Joint Base Andrews during Xi's arrival, not a B-2 Spirit and four F-22 Raptors. A B-2 and F-22s are scheduled for the White House ceremony on Sept 24. firstpost.com/world/xi-jinpi… washingtontimes.com/news/2026/sep/… eurasiantimes.com/trump-to-fly-b… x.com/thenewarea51/s…
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Nice to see this boner again after ducking me since yesterday 😊
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Many of you may have been wondering how someone can look like an idiot day in and day out and not realize it, no matter how many times we all point and laugh at him. Perhaps this may shed some light.
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@codym1917 I'm sorry for this. For the record, I don't believe he was ever Cav and that he just looked up an MOS and ran with it.
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