💢BOWSER💢

⠀ ⎡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WAKE UP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⎤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀MISS TOADSTOOL, ⠀it is i your one and only king; ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀. ⠀⠀i'm a turtle as you've seen, ⠀a little slow and a little green, ⠀ ⠀but I'm the whole, i'd say, ⎣⠀⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀.⠀⠀⠀ ⎦

i wish WE could be in Fortnite- but ol’ SHIGGY MIGGY’s got a stick up his ass about exclusivity and stuff. y’all heard about the Samus thing before, right?? bleh. Pikmin would be perfect sidekicks, too.

Roight, that’s it, then, we’re putting super mayrio’s Willy in the spring torture nexu until he learns his fookin lesson!!

so glad Mario day got overshadowed by infinite x epsio yaoi day

I’ll sneak into the minicars verse… by duct taping bat wings to my shell! GENIUS!

my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back.

never forget what they took from you…

Hey guys, it’s me, King Bowser Koopa the first! Logging back in after a while to tell ya, it’s perfectly OK to pirate Nintendo Switch 2! You know my ass isn’t paying for that shit! 20 Dollar DLC for what should’ve been launch day material? Gimme a break!

put some respect on my boy thwomp. that guy can travel up and down

I dunno why everybody’s getting so worked up. C’mon, NERDS, this stuff is for fun. Ignore the fact i win anyways, but ain’t this all about having fun and whatnot? Anyways everybody shut up! Look at my boy! The REAL mvp!

gg no re

Something’s not right with that boy …