@abnslime

I’m dumber than a bag of peanuts.

Joined July 2016
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Game of Thrones, you will always have a place in my heart.
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The knockout celebration is diabolical😭
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420Matt@420matt9191Jan 6
Fck a break up 😒 u ever knocked your weed over after u broke it down 😪😭
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A nigga will fuck the shit out of you then hop on the game like nun happened 😂
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Bro bet his employee $500 that he can’t drink a bottle of spirite😭
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HOOKEM BABY
Texas Baseball
@TexasBaseball18 May 2025
IT’S 7:12 PM AND… 🤘 #HookEm | @TexasLonghorns
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That one friend wit no car after the function😭
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I’m a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock
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🚨 BREAKING: On the Shawn Ryan Show, Sam Shoemate revealed the Las Vegas Cybertruck Bomber emailed him before the attack. The bomber claimed the U.S. and China had “gravitic propulsion systems” and alleged FBI surveillance.
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Resurgence maps in order from best to worst 1. Rebirth 2. Vondel 3. Ashika 4. Fortunes Keep 5. Area 99
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Ain’t donating a pennny to that fat yout😂😂😂😂
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Me if you got paid for missing a Parlay by 1-Leg
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$850 4v4 Mw3 Console Casino Switch #CHAMPS BACK TO BACK @abnslime @YTClassicaLz @Topherman71
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Reminder
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WILD 🥲
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⚠️ 4 v 4 @Rezervez Special MWIII Switcharoo #Champs2024 $1,034 GTD w / @AutoDaGod @Tiimoothhy @TinderSwiping ⚠️
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When it’s 105 outside but are in porta-pottie with bubble guts.
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Plans for the rest of the week:
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Old bitch threw me off for a second🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭😭😭😭
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