Where i dey no cocern u
Joined September 2024
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been there for both, church is worse bro.
dem fit just come one monday evening say dem get night vigil 😭😭
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if you sure say na ashawo you actually wan carry and no be civillian. text me
ashawo alone oo
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Nobody with 10m in his account would even be in a serious relationship with a poor woman😂
Except na Igbo man anyways
“If I get 10m for account and babe ask for 50k, you mean say make I no give her? Money wey no go far.”
You get 10m for account and you dey with babe wey no get 50k, you’re part of the problem. You are the ones encouraging this stupid entitlement mentality and then turning around to complain about the women.
You think if she’s the one with 10m and you without 50k, she’ll be with someone like you?
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NDLEA stopped our car today and searched only the guys. I challenged them, said the search was "gender specific" and asked why they weren't searching the ladies too. Next thing, the ladies were told to come down for a search as well 😭 Back in the car, evil eyes wan kill me😂
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I remember when we were in school in Ilorin, one of my hostel guys got a girl pregnant back home. He begged her not to keep the baby, but she refused.
Fast forward, the baby was born, this guy was still struggling financially. One day, the girl reported him to Human Rights, and they came to our hostel to pick him up. 😂😭
They took him to their office and told him how much he had to pay every month to take care of the child.
When he came back to the hostel, he gave me the full gist. I asked him one question:
“Bro, you don run DNA test?”
My guy looked at me like I was mad. 😭😂 He had never even thought about it!
Long story short, this guy had to save money for months to do a DNA test. The result came back…
99% NOT HIS CHILD. 😭😭😂
Since that day, this guy has never stopped thanking me for saving his life. He even hyped me again today after watching my Manchester United video, and that’s what reminded me of this story. 😂😂😭
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POV: You’re a wicked photographer, and your ex books you for a photoshoot with her new guy. 😂💔😭
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
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49-year-old Brazilian bricklayer sells all his belongings and travels over 1,200 miles to meet his "dream girl" from social media, only to discover she is AI-generated
