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slvttyslasher

@abm71010

life is great, without it you'd be dead

Joined July 2014
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I understand why my ex got with a libra now. Us cancers love it over here fr. (Not directly posting about him I'm literally just being funny chill plz)
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One time this girl said I couldn't get over 20 likes on instagram unless I was posing half naked. Tsk tsk shawty I also got over 20 likes when my mom died 😘
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She's gonna call me crazy and obsessed over this but it's literally just funny so chill
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i fw medical stuff so badd i wish i lived in a surgery room
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Tried a zyn for the first time today and it was disgusting all of u need to be shot
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Being chosen as the final presenter for your final is such a huge compliment
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@8WithaTiaraNov 8
I just looked at my laugh lines in the mirror and I genuinely do not remember anything being that hilarious
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 8
It’s all fun and games until
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pepper@AGPepperrNov 9
can't invite me to the function I'll sit outside and smoke cigarettes the whole time
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pips🪩@_felipehptaNov 8
Por favor no traigan a sus hijos al parque donde fumo
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Ms.B@razbaeNov 8
Ppl from ur hometown really just be fat and having kids..nothing else.
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JT@tallboythinlegsNov 8
having a touchtunes account is one of the first signs of alcoholism
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My man said he was surprised he bagged me and I said why he said "bc you're mean to every man that shows any type of interest in you"
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You know you're doing well in your stats class when a 95% on an exam drops your percentage 3%
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You can tell that someone genuinely just doesn't like their life when you've moved on and they're still invested in yours
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xan@lilxan1kNov 7
how long does a happy meal take to kick in
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I always lose so much weight when I'm grieving but I've only lost ten pounds since my mom died and I'm honestly proud of that bc it could've been so much worse if my mental health was as bad as it used to be.
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I think it's funny that I let my showers warm up despite me only taking cold showers
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Showing my son videos of Chad smith playing drums to get him to lock in
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My brother works in a drive thru pharmacy and said the drive thru is not for able bodied people and I said "what if you're able bodied but you have a baby" and he said "that's a disability" straight faced
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