@ablington

I am awesome.

 Massachusetts
Joined March 2009
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Ralph has been staring at Australia for several minutes.
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKean29 Jun 2024
Bye, Martin.
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Michael McKean
@MJMcKean5 Dec 2023
I understand Kimberly Guilfoyle is a big name, but I can’t help thinking about the struggling models who would kill to land the cover of Impact Wealth magazine.
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I don’t post on Twitter much anymore but I just wanted to say that the mayor of Auburn who’s been on Today show this morning is a complete right wing Dipshit who I went to high school with
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(I grew up on Auburn/Lewiston)
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Dude literally said a few months ago that he supports mandatory dress codes in school because girls are dressing too slutty these days, and “show their calves”
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden1 Sep 2023
You folks ever heard of a mirror?
PhRMA
@PhRMA29 Aug 2023
What @WhiteHouse isn't telling you: They're giving a single government agency power to arbitrarily set medicine prices with little accountability, oversight or input from patients & their doctors—with consequences long after this administration is gone. onphr.ma/3qIK0Jj
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
PhRMA, the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America, is a lobbying group working on behalf of pharmaceutical manufacturers. c-span.org/organization/?…
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it’s so funny to me that millennials are old now
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I feel like among all the charges of wokeness and anti-wokeness we’ve forgotten what normal racism is, such as assuming black people will see a mug shot and instantly become sympathetic to whoever it is
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chloe 🦋@ChloeNumberIII25 Aug 2023
"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
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Very possible that I am richer than Trump.
Zachary Cohen@ZcohenCNN24 Aug 2023
Scoop: Trump covered the cost of his $200,000 bond by putting 10% toward it & is working with a local Atlanta bonding company, called Foster Bail Bonds LLC, sources told me & @SaraMurray.
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my daughter says “low key” to mean “yes”
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“Would you like pizza for dinner?” “Low key.”
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listening to BBC this morning where they were interviewing residents who repeatedly said this was something they "never imagined happening", which is a thing that can no longer happen with climate change, Imagine it. Imagine it all.
CityNews Vancouver@CityNewsVAN18 Aug 2023
BREAKING NEWS: Kelowna wildfire grows 6 times larger overnight vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/0…

Kelowna wildfire grows massively overnight - CityNews Vancouver

The McDougall Creek Wildfire that is threatening lives and properties in West Kelowna has grown exponentially overnight.

vancouver.citynews.ca
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never saw The Blind Side because at the time it seemed REALLY White Savior-y just from the ads. Icky vibes.
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like I remember thinking it was an odd choice for Sandra Bullock
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I think this movie would have trouble gaining traction if it were made today, and that’s a good thing.
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low key mystified by people who always tuck their shirt in and feel good about it
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