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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish?
Expert: No, software is constantly evolving.
Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years?
Expert: No, different projects.
Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another?
Expert: That's not how software development works.
Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic.
Expert: Right.
Philomena: Is PHP like that?
Abepl_ retweeted
if this is faster im green.
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Abepl_ retweeted
ive seen this many times but i just realized if this was real then "luck be in the air tonight" is actually wrong because the letter i has already been revealed and theres no i after the a, so "fuck me in the ass tonight" would be the only actual answer for this that makes sense




























