Abby Devereux

When you are not helped by USPS, FedEx or @Fabletics customer service chat or phone so you resort to an email to @Fabletics and you get the fourth and final “we won’t help”. Customer Service, what’s that?

@ElPresBarstool I hope you’ve got socks like this for Super Bowl.

Hey @amazon maybe time to rethink the perforated packaging? Good thing I ordered an accounting book and it was NOT appealing to anyone.

When your ex starts dating someone in the building next to yours... hey neighbor, good to see you.

Someone described me as their meal, not a snack. Apparently I’m just over here being someone’s chicken and waffles.

Remember my loud chewer coworker?! Well, this sums it up.

Had someone tell me this weekend that they didn’t understand what salaried pay was. They had never heard of such a strange way of paying employees.

Trying. To. Cope.

I’m walking down the hall at work, politely smile at a coworker as they pass. They opt for a “damn honey you look fierce!” Instead of a returned smile. Thank you, sir.

Corporate America Survival Rule #1: befriend the receptionist.