76ers. TJ McConnell. Ultimate. COYS.šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ she/her

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined February 2019
My life and heart feels so full with this guy šŸ’™
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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EVERYBODY: Cats are so independent and standoffish MY CAT: MOM?!!? Where ya goin mom? Oh the bathroom? Meet you there! Oh wait, the KITCHEN? Even BETTER!! On My Way!!!!! Where to next????? šŸ‘€ļæ¼
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Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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I’ll see y’all in therapy.
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This is the best photo from the Kentucky - South Carolina game. There’s so much stuff going on in this photo. You can study it for a long time.
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Eagles: "Coach, we're 0/12 on 3rd down. We need to make adjustments!" Nick Sirianni:
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Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini
Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.
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Are we ready to have the conversation that most of Trader Joe’s food is mediocre at best and highly processed? Or are we still pretending it’s good?
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I’m sorry but this had me in tears
Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?
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asked fiancƩ to make me a hot dog and he wrote love you in the mustard and i cried
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morrendo com ele tendo acesso a rua e fazendo 19 ANOS a morte tem medo do pepito
Happy birthday PĆ©pito šŸŽ‚
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I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.
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Starter(and motivation) is revived and stronger than ever, jars are clean. I’m ready to be a PIA sourdough gal again
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Until I can’t replicate the ā€œbest bread ever madeā€ from this last weekend because I didn’t measure anyyyyttthhhiiinnngggg
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An unstoppable force
Tonight I draft on whisky instead of 5 tequilas on an empty stomach. For science.
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She let her intrusive thoughts win
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turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser
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You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL
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My favorite part of mixed masters: pumping the wide open easy throw to a wmp so you can huck it to literally nothing
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