A real, down to Mars girl

Nashville, TN
Joined November 2011
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Secret service is posting up to protect Holly Rowe from Steve Sarkisian
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Me at work today after finding out about this and it being the funniest thing I’ve ever read
I am foaming at the mouth to tell my non-chronically online friends about the COVID conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts
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KALSHI KALSHI POLYMARKET DRAFTKINGS FANDUEL FANDUEL PRIZEPICKS DRAFTKINGS KALSHI ok what if i had a gun?
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Sam Leavitt walking into the stadium against Ole Miss
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My adult kids when the waiter asks “just one check or should I separate them?”
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holly rowe should be allowed to kill one man a day
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The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan. Absolute cinema.
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Being a dickhead to Holly Rowe should be a felony
Steve Sarkisian is ready to celebrate after taking down No. 1 Ohio State🤘😂 (via ABC)
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If you’re in line to sue LSU STAY IN LINE
In response to the news tonight of LSU finalizing its roster without Dae'Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris, Louisiana plaintiffs attorney Ryan Downton says "players are reviewing legal options."
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SEC was the big winner in Week 1: - 16-0 on the field - working stadium transformers - games lasted exactly 60 minutes
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so many films to watch.... knowledge to obtain.... books to read to.... music to discover.... people to meet..... but only one life..... how cruel
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The folks over at SEC Shorts are already in mid season form lmaoo
LSU releases video welcoming NFL players to campus. presented by: @renasant
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Remember when HBO made the best basketball show of all time about the Showtime Lakers with the best casting you’ve ever seen and Adrian Brody as Pat Riley and they just fucking canceled it
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I will feel better and more hopeful toward the future after I clean up all of the miscellaneous little piles around my apartment
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I think about this entrance from Phillip Seymour Hoffman in The Talented Mr. Ripley at least once every other day. You can't teach this.
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This! Is true yearning!! Not whatever the fuck that hand flex scene is
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Me at the Newark Airport Terminal A 😵‍💫
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