@abbe_hyde

in my stand-up era cos sometimes all you can do is laugh

 Aotearoa | New Zealand
Joined October 2019
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BUT DOES IT KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT!!!!???
Knowhere
@Kwon_hereOct 9
Replying to @285Slim
@285Slim
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You're going to a potluck. Do you take a substantial dish that is average or something small and amazing
0%average substantial
100%small amazing
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I think its nice that National want to test drugs for beneficiaries. It will be a relief for them to know that what they're taking is what they purchased. It will make things safer and it means dealers have to play fair no matter what your socio-economic status is ❤️
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Wrote a thing ages ago and forgot about it. AI slop all the way down dontknowwhattoputhere.beehii…
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Its crazy how fast people start talking about money after someone dies. Whether its funeral cost, pitching in to send flowers, estate, cost of travel, whatever. Its just crazy how fast things go back to money
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When you stay at someone's house do you
100%strip bed
0%make bed (not new sheets)
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Sam Altman would never let anything bad happen to us ^^daily affirmations
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I will be inviting them both to all my events moving forward
cait@deliicaitOct 1
A normal man announced his divorce in this way and instagram fed it to a bunch of people (including me) I’m dying at the faq slide
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What's the biggest mistake you've made from listening to AI? I'm debating between 1. Playing Diablo 3 2. Buying the wrong tyre tube 3. Following a cake recipe for my bfs bday
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Chatgpt adds a heart emoji after every response...is this normal? Is AI in love with me?
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The whole world sparkles if you just slow down to look ✨️
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My mum kept her maiden name and her and dad were married 40+ years before she held his hand as he passed away. They had the most loving and devoted marriage in the world. Just your reminder that X isn’t real.
Sally Met - e/acc@Sally_MetSep 16
Every woman I know who chose not to take her husband’s last name gives off “I hate men, but I’ll marry one” energy. I’ve even had women tell me they didn’t want the admin hassle of changing it back if their husband cheats or the marriage falls apart. If you’re planning the exit paperwork before the wedding photos are back, that’s not independence. That’s one foot out the door before you’ve even walked in.
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Me thinking im doing fine My algorithm 'try these alternatives instead of self harm' That's enough internet for today then ...
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Its a shame that 'it should work' is as abstract a request to AI as it is to a developer
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My bf pranked me that he threw out the lids to the jars I was saving He got me so bad haha. Diabolical
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TIL Americans call the grill setting on the oven 'broil'
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Still maintain that there should be a way to vote for policies not parties in elections
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When did everyone start referring to ''getting their steps in'' Is this like a new thing or like 5 years old and I just missed it
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When you click on your friends start up website to be a supportive human bean and now all your ads are just them
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A lot of things make me cry. I'm quite an emotional being. But nothing hits as hard as give a little pages for health treatment. Noone should be prevented from getting life saving care for financial reasons. Arggghhhhhhh
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