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I will sacrifice the Bucs season for a USF conference championship.
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Still undefeated 👀 Which of these teams will keep their perfect record the longest?
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THIS AINT THE SAME OLD SOUTH FLORIDA MY BROTHA
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Replying to @Mgrothe8
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SOUTH FLORIDA OPENS AMERICAN PLAY WITH A W 🤘 #BuiltToRise x #AmericanFB
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HORNS UP IN THE CHAT, IT'S @USFFootball GAME DAY ‼️
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Crashed out so bad over voice notes my friend who never cusses went “damn, you need a rage room…” and that is why I don’t send voice notes
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Unfortunately (male) my friends have now discovered that I don’t just read romance novels, which means I have to reread a bunch of old books I’ve owned for years to discuss it with them…. I can only take so much dystopian or murder mysteries
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A loss for Miami is a win for America
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I gave my friend a book rec and they gave it 5 stars… im invincible now, nobody come for me
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Parent of PhD proudly describes totally unrelated research project to friends and family at Christmas table
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Nobody: Guy who just moved to Tampa: you HAVE to visit bro. The girls man. The beaches are ok, it’s the gulf. But the bars are like the most average cookie cutter bars imaginable. The food tho man. Mediocre. But the weather man. Great 3 months of the year. I’ll buy you a ticket
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Guy friends are a pain in the ass… why am I literally doing their gift shopping?
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Updated look at the state of Florida 🏈
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Same old South Florida, my brotha
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And suddenly I couldn’t care less about the rest of the season. Thank you Todd Orlando, thank you Alex Golesh, thank you USF defense. Reports confirm, this is still the same old South Florida.
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Brooke Anderson retweeted
Dear god. Wake tf up!
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Your South Florida Bulls are ranked #24 in @cfbplayoff poll! 🐂 #ComeToTheBay | #StayInTheBay
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Brooke Anderson retweeted
WAKE THE FUCK UP!! ⏰ THE GREEN & GOLD PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY! 🤘 MANY HATERS & LOSERS WOULD LOVE TO SEE US LOSE… 🤬 IN FACT THEY ARE “PRAYING ON OUR DOWNFALL”… SAD! LETS GO 1-0 TODAY 💯 I DONT GIVE A PISS BOUT NUTHIN BUT THE BULLS! 🐂 GOD BLESS AMERICA & USF 🇺🇸 🤘
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