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I peaked as Angel Gabriel in pre-school and was a narrator in every play after and this is explains 99% of my personality
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).
yes, I have spent the last day very confused why everyone is talking about Peter Davison and it turns out I’ve completely misread this 🙈😂
So you know how I have really bad luck with trains?? New one on the bingo card today: transport police delaying the train at St David’s 😅
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me flirting: I get the house when your dad dies so we should probably get married. do you know lady catherine de bourgh
absolute scenes: one of my colleagues just came into the office and announced the marketplace sandwich order hasn’t come in and everyone’s having a mass panic about lunch 😂
have travelled about 650 miles around the country in the space of less than 48 hours and the 4-hour commute to work seems less of a good plan this morning than it did when I booked it 😭😅😴
Is the idea that the amount of admin involved in changing all your memberships/railcard etc from ‘youth’ when you reach 26 makes you feel old enough to be eligible because it’s working 😭👵🏻
Tbh my winners are the birds on the sponsorship adverts #LoveIsland
Well, I lasted a strong 10 months out of getting too involved with membership organisations before getting convinced to volunteer for a committee 😅
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A stationery website tried to advertise “adult stationery” to me. Sir, if I’m forced to do stressful adult admin tasks, you can flipping *bet* my notebooks will have dancing pumpkins on them and my pencil sharpener will be in the shape of a giant frog.







