Kyler Gordon, a CB who has been active for 63:30 of football this season, is now tied for 10th in sacks in the NFL this season
"Medically speaking, the kidney is far more sensitive than a football" probably a top 10 sentence ever on this app. Excellent bit, Pizzola.
The peanut punch is everywhere right now. Speaking as a Twitter doctor, I’d advise defenders to fake the punch at the ball and land a clean shot to the kidney instead. Medically speaking, the kidney is far more sensitive than a football. Might still force the fumble. Definitely forces some pain. Scumbag move? Absolutely. Competitive edge? Also absolutely.
Ball don't lie
Replying to @JeffreyBenson12
@JeffreyBenson12 let me in to grandissimo. Proxy told me 30 min after deadline. I had the rams!@ViewFromVegas @LastMenPod @CircaSports @CircaLasVegas
There's only one thing I can say after watching the @CoachTomlin Minecraft city tour episode 1, but I'll let my favorite (real, somehow) building in Sapporo do the talking for me
Anthony Kay and Peter Lambert dueling in the MLB playoffs, Swallows/BayStars rivalry cannot be contained
Aaron Kessler retweeted
Society was in general correct to move past horrific medieval punishments, but I think we can make an exception for the guy who game up with Liberty Bibberty
Found @NFL_Totals's burner
Do you want to go to the #Padres / Cubs playoff game on Wednesday night with me? This is me. I sit here….dugout club section 4. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I no longer have a date for the game and want to fix that. Are you:
1) Female
2) Single
3) Age 30-55
4) A Padres fanatic
If so, you qualify!
I am:
53
6’0”
180 lbs
Almost divorced (4.5 years and counting. Final November hearing)
2 grown kids
Business owner
25% season ticket holder
If you’re interested, send me a DM. I’m dreading the trip back to Bumble/Hinge next week and hopeful this helps avoid that!
#forthefaithful
Anyone who sold for $3.5k after Week 1 is an EV genius
EV vs utility the only question here but these are bonkers prices.
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Tuesday Marketplace update:
13 #CircaSurvivor entries sold pick control, notable sales:
$3.5k for 98% (Raiders)
$3.9k for 98% (Raiders)
$3,450 for 97% (Steelers)
Congrats @fade_material
hello officer I'd like to report a murder
Nicely done @JeffreyBenson12
I really haven’t spoken much on the landscape of the industry lately but thought it’d be a good time for a longer form post on my feelings. This is the kind of stuff that really pisses me off. I hate the virtue signaling from those at the top in the Prediction Market space especially when they act like they are the second coming of Christ.
This “we don’t make money when people lose” line is the most nauseating piece of marketing in the whole space. It is not a moral high ground. It is a fee model with better lawyers and a prettier deck.
You make money when people trade. Most people who trade lose. That is not a sportsbook talking point. That is their own data. They have said it out loud. 70% losers. Same as us. Same as day traders. Same as every other place where retail money meets an uncertain outcome.
Call it betting. Call it trading. Call it predicting. Call it an event contract. The customer is still putting money on whether a team covers, whether a candidate wins, whether a number hits. The money is at risk. The outcome is uncertain. That is gambling. The rest is branding.
Sportsbooks take the other side and bake a vig into the price. Prediction markets take a cut of the trade and live off the spread. Different plumbing. Same result. Both businesses scale on volume. Volume comes from people who keep coming back. Most of those people are not winning.
They love to say the house is not on the other side. Then you look at who is actually filling the book. Market makers. Internal trading arms. Pros who never get limited. Retail is still the other side of a lot of that flow. The platform still gets paid either way.
The virtue signaling is not about protecting customers. It is about jurisdiction. Federal wrapper instead of state gaming licenses. Operate in places that told sportsbooks no. Wrap a sports menu in CFTC language and act like you invented a new product. You did not.
If 80% of the action is sports and the screen looks like a bet slip, stop pretending you are running the CME. You are running a sportsbook that figured out a different regulatory door. Fine. Compete. Just stop acting like you are above the rest of us.
We have never needed customers to lose every ticket to make money. Balanced book + hold still pays the bills. We also do not need a TED Talk about how noble our incentives are. We take action. We post a number. People bet it. That is the job.
The disingenuous part is acting like renaming the product changes the customer. It does not. A guy who cannot beat -110 is not going to suddenly beat fees, spreads, and better-informed flow just because you called it a contract instead of a wager.
Sell the product. Fight for the regulation you want. But drop the sermon. You are in the same business we are. The sooner that gets said without the moral high ground, the more honest this whole conversation gets.
I don’t hate that prediction markets are a part of the landscape now. I’m not going to cry over spilt milk or be a baby about it. But what you aren’t going to do is act like Mother f’ing Theresa with your product when you are doing the exact same thing as most everyone else in the G-A-M-B-L-I-N-G space.
Ted talk over. Have a nice day.
If Partage and Kabuto are "not worthy of a Michelin star" then what are we even doing here? Partage is one of the most exciting restaurants in Vegas and absolutely on the 1 or 2 star standard and Kabuto stacks up level if not favorably against 1 or 2 star sushi omakase in Japan.
Aaron Kessler retweeted
Big deal ... Most Packers owners have sex exclusively in trailer parks. – at Middleton, WI
49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
I actually drew a bet with a friend this way.
We were playing closest to the pin on a par 3. He was 8' away, I was 167' away, and they both rounded down to 0.0 miles.
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Aaron Kessler retweeted
If this movie makes more than $100 at the box office I might end it all
The live-action ‘LABUBU’ movie will focus on the backstory of where the creatures came from, rooted in Nordic mythology.
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