online guy. leftist agitator. he him. see pinned tweet. if i ever work for a company, my tweets don't represent their views. dog is kima.

Joined August 2007
If you mention that there are pronouns in my bio in a reply to me, you have to donate $5 to the Trevor Project. This tweet is legally binding.
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Yeah im over there now. Same @
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Style Guide: avoid use of the phrase, “the guy who shot bin laden”. Instead, prefer the more accurate, “one of the dozens of guys who claim they were the one who shot bin laden”.
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I was unaware we had a cultural moment when straight conservative men started talking about wanting to own boy sex slaves
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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remember when elon bought this website because he said the people running it were too political
You have to be kidding me… this is my “for you” page right now
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It's a government agency, not a secret assassin's guild.
the CIA just…has a table at the harvard career fair?
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Clint Eastwood should be allowed to shoot David Zaslav with a gun, and the footage should be released theatrically
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I dont see the point of complaining that movie stars on are tv shows you dont watch. You could watch the tv show? They do it because it’s stable work hours indoors for an incredible amount of money. Sorry?
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Great movies aren’t sitting around unmade waiting for the movie stars to become available off their streaming shows. Actor avail is not the bottleneck here.
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Maxis (EA) fumbled the city planner genre so hard that “Cities: Skylines” is now the phrase people use instead of “SimCity”
fucking wild how new York used to look like someone's first cities skylines city
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Hopefully this political donation stealing, email spamming twerp goes to prison for this
🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE -- ActBlue has taken the extraordinary step of booting a network of Democratic scam PACs off its portal. It comes as Harris camp has warned donors to be on the lookout thebulwark.com/p/actblue-boo…
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Kima got a haircut and a seasonal bandana
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I love it when my dog does this
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Saw this squirrel kind of absent mindedly eating a dry leaf like a little snack, crunch crunch crunch
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A cartoon from 2014, things have only gotten worse.
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