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Bring me your finest meats & cheese #aggies #rockets #stros #texans

Houston, TX
Joined December 2011
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Watching the Winter Olympics
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Dodgers deferred payroll could probably buy Greenland currently
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Aaron Cohan retweeted
You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
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Aaron Cohan retweeted
You're such a cowardly fraud, overrated @KingJames. It's a nationally televised @ESPN game against the rival @Spurs and the next face of the @NBA, @Wemby...who @StephenCurry30 saved you from. Michael Jordan would cut your heart out in any competition...if you actually had one.
“Every back-to-back for the rest of the season is TBD. I am 41.” LeBron on back-to-back games 😭 (via @SpectrumSN) xitter.cf/BleacherReport/status/…
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Jabari reminds me of Horry when he just stood around the perimeter and waited for the ball during bad games instead of utilizing his size and getting into the paint... Zero points at half is completely unacceptable #rockets
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Uncommon. Undefeated. Uncompleted.
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NBA Jams needs to make an update w @MarkJonesESPN on the mic – at Houston, TX
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Imagine if CJ Stroud took off like Herbert from crap protection... Nah, #texans won't even have him run on 3rd/4th and 1 – at Houston, TX
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Go Rockets – at Houston, TX
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Anyone else pumped about Correa getting mixed back into HEB commercials? – at Houston, TX
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Aaron Cohan retweeted
The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble This game rules
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Aaron Cohan retweeted
WE OWN THE WEST. The 2024 American League West Champions
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Made an infographic to recap the #stros game – at Houston, TX
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#HurricaneBeryl flooding closely resembles Hurricane Harvey – at Houston, TX
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#Beryl – at Houston, TX
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#Beryl winds over 70mph – at Houston, TX
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I've seen your swing, I know your swing! Looool
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Piss poor showing again @astros #relentless (or lack there of)
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Belinda Carlisle music for a @TheMasters promo is genius
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With the success of the @PopTartsBowl, it's only a matter of time until we experience the @totinos bowl, right?
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