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@aaroncburstein

i have rocks in my brain!

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Joined December 2013
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hey look at me real quick
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I’ve got a silly goofy reading happening tomorrow at The Tank that is FREE and I would love to see anyone there :) RSVP through here if you wanna come thru eventbrite.com/e/dont-call-m…
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ran into a celebrity yesterday @basicallyedd
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I’m producing this fucking incredible play!! Come see it or you’re lame!!!
erin proctor (@postproctorism) profile pictureerin proctor@postproctorismOct 8
just got out of a hilarious rehearsal for a reading of my new play. It’s next Sunday and you should go because it’s also free and it’s a lot of fun we have a lot of fun
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three years and some change ago… man…
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I need mrs met so bad, we’d have a beautiful life together
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Looking forward to reading the screenplay when that comes out. But there’s something so special about Harris’ stylization in her play’s text.
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I fucking love this game
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me but about miyamoto and the mario movies
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I’m hosting a combination Seder/Play Reading. Come join us this Pesach! I wrote my very own Haggadah. eventbrite.com/e/19858565895…
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Rebecca Alter@ralterMar 6
pleased to meetchya 🤝 here’s our burger feature 🫴🍔
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Chattanooga I love you
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First look at Woody’s balding ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’
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oh I get it, hugh morris, like humorous, because he is a silly little clown guy :) haha life is wonderful
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Josefa Velásquez (@J__Velasquez) profile pictureJosefa Velásquez@J__Velasquez27 Dec 2025
“Stay home. This is a good baby making day,” Mayor Eric Adams said. ………
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me at work on five hours of sleep: every person who has ever looked at me including my own mother sees only a slug of a guy. i am a puddle of slime me at home after one bowl of some dubious kush: i am ethereal. I have never sinned. helen of troy would have started a war over me
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i love this so much. please let me know your parents’ four favs
a-aron (@aaroncburstein) profile picturea-aron@aaroncburstein25 Dec 2025
demi inspired me (ft my mom and dad off the xmas mimosas)
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:)
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Amanda Killian (@eroscestlavie_x) profile pictureAmanda Killian@eroscestlavie_x24 Dec 2025
mirror selfies are whatever I wanna see the photos other people especially friends took of everyone this year. How did the people in your life see you in 2025!!! 🤲
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