Just watched Eastenders for the first time in a while. So it seems to be a gathering of the old failed actors / actresses / characters, surrounded by some cringeworthy child characters (that to be fair have more charisma). Kat and Alfie have a deal with Uber for the return fares!

Not to be contentious, I love a bit of the circle, but some of these are FAR too enthusiastic. Too much hand clapping, incorrect pronunciation of ‘route’ and repeating of sentences. Oh and the noise level. Too many outside voices!!

When looking for a mattress topper for your bed. I know see the traps we allow ourselves to fall into unwittingly. Probably best to rephrase that ‘how big is your standard top’. I mean I never saw google being so progressive to be honest. #goodtoknow

Go for a drink they said, it’ll only be one they said, you’ll behave yourself and be sensible and not do shots I told myself. Lies.

Watching Queen of the Universe and @trixiemattel giving this reaction to @Gingzilla performance is giving me life. Gagged gooped gazumped 🙏🏻😂😮

I want @antoni to pull out my poop shoot like he does them prawns #jealousofaprawn

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New tattoo day today! #tatto #handtatto #cantwait #gonnahurt #excited #sleeve #sleeveinthemaking #ink #friday #FridayVibes

@studentfina Hi! I’m trying to log on to view my remaining balance but don’t know my memorable word - I have my CRN and password. How do I find out what it is? Reset it? Thanks!

Now you’re in agreement @TrinityTheTuck and @NinaWest I think we make it a reality. I’ll start searching for a decent van....

When one of your favourite drag queens likes your tweet @NinaWest

Had a dream last night that myself, @NinaWest and @TrinityTheTuck were doing a gig in the Australian outback. Gurls I hope we got the money first! But in other news DWV and AAgirl move over. *tongue pop* #priscillaqueenofthedesertrealness

So just found out my mother is a massive @semadivad fan. She asks ‘has anyone famous tweeted you’ I say back ‘well yes ‘kinda’ I was sassy to @semadivad in a tweet and he liked it. ‘the one from holly city hes my absolute fav!’ ‘Er yes?’ ‘You cant be sassy to him, he’s lovely!’

Finally getting around to watching @TheCrownNetflix season 3! I’m expecting good things. Olivia Colman at her finest I hope! She never fails anyways! Here goes nothing... 📺 👀

THREE face regimes later it’s off to Bedfordshire I go to get some beauty sleep for the birthday festivities tomorrow for our very own llama @Chris1Hanson! One hopes prayer and sudocream is a beauty regime!?

Today I have been ‘shushed’ (literally!) twice on work calls! I gracefully didn’t bite back and just allowed the call to continue, waited my turn to speak, and didn’t rip their throats out, should it have been counteracted though?!

Some things I’m taking away from COVID. *clears throat* Wine consumption has soared. I can basically nap at any point, place, and time of the day. I have no self motivation to work out outside of a gym. I am now officially debt free (get the fuck in!). Oh and...

Oh and in said conversation said friend @jakebird also gave the sound advice of ‘it’s ok to be mean ok twitter as that will too get you loads of followers, I mean look at Katie Hopkins. Never thought she’d be someone to aspire to....