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The @Chiefs & @Royals both won tonight, on the first time in history they’ve ever played on the same day, and hearing Arrowhead stadium do the Let’s Go Royals Let’s Go chant brought a tiny tear to the eye of this Kansas City boy. #ChiefsKingdom #BeRoyalKC
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"I think the American people want better than that. I think the American people want better than [gestures at Trump with disgust]... this." — Harris
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does Trump think debate is like Telephone where the goal is to make it impossible to tell what the question was
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really glad i came back in time for #Debate2024
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For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024
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Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024
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Trump is like, but a man went on television and made a claim someone ate his dog… you are telling me a man can just go on the tv and LIE???
This, too: samharris.org/podcasts/makin…
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more questions for potential jurors wapo.st/3Jmo4tc
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Margot Robbie is 3 years older than Blanche DuBois in Streetcar Named Desire who hid her face in dim soft shaded lighting so male suitors wouldn’t see how old and decrepit she was lol
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Kyrsten Sinema announced that she’s leaving the senate and changing her name to Abracadabra Netflix
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Holding the incumbent to an impossible standard while his sweaty, drug-riddled, incoherent and confused opponent is held to no standard at all, is why we’re here.

















