Gulaboo

my sex drive is higher than my will to live

Diwali starting from 6th and salary on the 10th is the biggest joke that can happen with you this year

ye kon g@ndu bolke gaya tha mujhe marketing karle bohot easy hai behen

bro my adult money is just going behind expensive food 😭

what if s€x is addicted to me and im just the victim?

these weekends are beginning to feel like 30 mins lunch breaks😭

my biggest enemy is me with free time

me giving one saatak chaata on my manager’s face is the only thing that can fix me now

bro I come back to this app just to see that everyone is equally ch@de pade hahhaahhaa

arey yaar saare life lessons sirf main hi seekhu kya

final act of corporate is stabbing your damn boss

mumbai ki saari aabadi ek hi waqt par metro lene kaise pohoch jaati hai

pehele unemployment se pareshaan fir employment se pareshaan

ek crunchy crunchy Diet Coke jaise insaan ki craving ho rahi hai

ye life fix hone ka button daba do koi please

raat hote hi bh@sada ho jaata hai

maybe my comeback is tired of coming back

everything gets fixed after a haircut

tum acche bano fir tumhare saath accha hi hoga is the biggest scam ever 😂

gazab expectations hai bhai sabko mujhse

unemployment is not funny anymore