If you traded me in the middle of the season we’re fighting. Unless it was to a better team then you get a little smoocheroo on your forehead.

Can Canada just have partial custody of Quinn Hughes for the last period of this game and then I promise the US can have him right back PLS

My heart was racing like I am a forward for Canada’s men’s hockey team and they were about to put me in, I feel unwell

I guess I wasn’t joking as much as I thought I was

First they take West Wing off Max, then the lions lose, then tiktok goes away. Come get me in 2026

In 2025 I want you to be braver about bringing your own snacks to the movie theater. Once I brought in a box of a dozen full sized donuts into an AMC AND I shared.

My suitcase was 5 pounds overweight and the agent just shrugged and put the heavy bag tag on it and told me to have a good trip. Not all heroes wear capes.

I just found my first gray hair 2 days before my 30th birthday this has to be a cosmic prank to send me into a full blown panic

I’m setting ALARMS for Colman and Kieran and Kate and Zoe. Christmas is coming early

The wild thing is- this is a movie based off a musical that’s based off a book that’s based off a movie that’s based off a book

The thing I find most interesting about my #SpotifyWrapped is the high number of artists/songs I always have. I’m not much of a repeat listener, I like to mix it up!

Capital One calling UPS by its government name on my statement

I’m down a deep dark unforgiving rabbit hole of trying to find a @tableaupublic viz that’s gotta be minimum 3 years old and all I can remember is that it has maps I think at the county level and it’s purple and orange

Trying to figure out what lookalike contest I should organize

Here’s the digital scrapbook from my Europe trip. The art of reflecting on travels/events has been lost a little. While I’m not necessarily dropping off a camera for pictures to be developed, this does give me an opportunity to sit with the memories.

I turn 30 in less than a month and for some reason it’s thrown me into an existential crisis