Hello, I mostly tweet to complain about stuff and about Football. Views are mine and mine only. Played at Ibrox, scored at Ibrox, saw the medical room at Ibrox

Joined January 2009
Still no reply @AnglianWater "Everyone has a right to world-class drinking water, but we must all take responsibility to use it wisely… the environment are at their most vulnerable." Daniel Johns, MD of water resources east. You’re dumping shit in the rivers. P45 for you!
Replying to @a_weir
@AnglianWater I note that I haven’t received a reply Baffling that I can’t use a hose to clean my windows but I can pay someone to clean them with the same hose I’m registered self employed (for whatever I want to do on top of my day job) so I’ll be getting paid to clean mine
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Replying to @AnglianWater
@AnglianWater to go alongside this hosepipe ban will you ban yourselves from discarding sewage in to our waters? Until you do, I’ll be using my hose still.
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@AnglianWater I note that I haven’t received a reply Baffling that I can’t use a hose to clean my windows but I can pay someone to clean them with the same hose I’m registered self employed (for whatever I want to do on top of my day job) so I’ll be getting paid to clean mine
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Peak Rangers. A statement that another statement will be made. Cheerio Phil.
Rangers Football Club can confirm it has tonight parted company with men’s first-team manager, Philippe Clement. The club would like to put on record their sincere thanks to Philippe for his hard work and dedication during his spell in charge. A further update from the club will follow in due course.
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Nick Walsh is morally unfit to referee games. Dubious decisions are inevitable and I’m glad it happened so late in the game where it had no impact… VAR was his chance to make the correct decision and it’s now been televised that he is at best incompetent and at worst, a cheat.
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This one is for you Fernando, 𝓦𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮.
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Hearing killie might have played a inedible player
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In January you voted for a Final Fantasy VII scene to be built as a LEGO® Brick model and we’re pleased to announce the Sector 5 Slums Church won! Win one of two LEGO® Brick models by following us, liking, and retweeting this tweet. T&Cs apply: sqex.link/ff7lego
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Hahaha. Well then. If the API cost bullshit was the start of the end for Reddit... this will certainly hasten it.
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This.
FUCK (AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH) THE MONDAY
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Ana Lucia Cuevas, the name on the description, is one of the artists who put together this collection. It was not placed there, or curated by, the museum itself. Took me 30s to find that out on google. Absolutely incredible to encounter this in real life (Ben's tweet).
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(Even more) iconic penultimate tweet.
WHOEVER LET THE DOGS OUT CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
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I’ve only just come across the story of this absolute fucking idiot. Spoiler alert: he’s doing 5.5 years.
⚠️ NO FURTHER ACTION 2 🚔 Nottingham Police DISGRACE👮‍♀️ COPY & SHARE 😳 BREAKING NEWS Corrupt & inept. Any comment @carolinenotts? I’m now suing Chief Constable Guildford TWICE (so far) over DC Janet Percival witch-hunt… 👇👇👇📺👇👇👇 youtu.be/fU3or0jSJOE
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I wish no ill against this person’s career, but articles like this are a great example of the many reasons that ‘news’ outlets like this should be quietly ignored. Let @footyinsider247 and similar return to the obscurity from which they came. (Same goes for some RFC sites…)
New: Graham Potter will remain in charge of Chelsea for the Liverpool game at least but the pressure is on. The club are considering alternatives with their dream of one manager to lead the project now starting to fade. Full story : footballinsider247.com/chels…
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Good afternoon @10DowningStreet - if this position is so unique and special, how can we bring it to other parts of our country? Perhaps the whole country? xitter.cf/ITVNewsPolitics/status…
'Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market' 'Nobody else has that. No one. Only you guys, only here’ Rishi Sunak hails his Brexit deal
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Love this
Before the match and during the half-time break, a bulge that symbolizes a testicular tumor will be added to the center circle to raise awareness for testicular cancer. It's never too early to get a cancer screening and please do it regularly! 🙏 #WorldCancerDay
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Ordered an 'Amazon Basics' item from @AmazonUK that was advertised as 'Free prime delivery'. It was indeed free... but just look at it's journey! I don't mind that it'll have taken 6 days, but I do mind that it's needlessly been shipped from Italy. Big journey for a cheap item.
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