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tori

@a_tor_able

old bay fries with ranch, please

Joined January 2012
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microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day
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OH YEAH AND ELON!!! ITS TWITTER BITCH
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@mattjoansNov 4
We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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now why the hell is a national broadcaster wearing the swuit from new girl
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
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@NFLOct 26
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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Paige is all of us after Ciara wasn’t saved on #DWTS
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It's impressive he has made literally nothing better the entire time he's been president
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@factpostnewsOct 2
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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Men: Sorry, it was a mistake. I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing. Also men: She was drunk but she knew what she was doing
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How I start most of my conversations:
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nic@anistonilySep 22
thank god rachel green ran away from her wedding 32 years ago and became roommates with monica geller
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@pumptinisSep 17
people calling ciara miserable and bored based on her reactions in the background stop pls that’s my friend she’s used to being horizontal she needs to be in a bed right now pls give her a break #dwts
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@CarlosgramoscAug 3
Yo saliendo de mi casa a las 7 AM con mi ropa del gym, ropa del trabajo y mis comidas
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no better representation of 2016 vs. 2026
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@ArtisticWall01Jul 31
Oh, you look so different..
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world cup and love island over… i guess i’ll start vanderpump rules from season 1 again
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Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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no World Cup or Love Island today
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we all now gotta only root for the giant viking he is the only good thing left
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Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.
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Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me
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