I did some shit in my 20s and 30s that most Gen Z today would get trauma from. Let’s just say WE GEN X WERE NEVER BORED BECAUSE WE WERE NEVER BEING BORING. While Gen Z & Gen Alpha stare at their phone screens all weekend we Gen X used to take disco naps, try on stylin’ outfits a dozen times to choose the most fuckable one, gulp down 3-4 martinis in an hour, chase Jäegermeister shots with Weiss beer, have sex with 7 different people and bond with each other on the street corner while still drunk as the sun came up - without a single selfie pic or tiikt0k clip taken, meaning zero incriminating evidence of our exploits - all in a single weekend. And that’s just the PG-13 version of what I actually did. “Being Boring” | Pet Shop Boys (play it loud on your AirPods!🎧)

I heard Apple TV just got the rights to adapt this into a mini series.

This is also me but I kept my brain so I can continue to judge dumbfuck miscreants on social media like the bitch I am. So I’m a judgmental bitch with a permanent home. Score.

What’s ironic is that most people who’d pay hundreds of dollars for this do not look good in them simply because of factors like they got shit taste in all the other clothes they wear, shit hair, incompatible body type and other incongruities, and maybe even own that new fuckn ugly Jaguar Type 00 thinking everyone will want to fuck them. They’d look desperate in these😂

If bats didn’t have wings 🥰