@aSmallLegend

160 characters? My history, my identity, my totality reduced down to 160 individual characters? My joys, my sorrows, my secrets: 160 characters? It can't be don

Joined August 2019
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I log onto this website to prove to myself I am not scared of it. To be clear, I AM scared of it, and I should be, but this is why I log on.
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Had a dream that felt like it was going south so I did approximately 80 somersaults through various texture patterns and materials until I woke up.
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Haven't tried it yet for real but so far I have lived an untroubled life and haven't needed to escape.
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Learning Blender to build my dream house.
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If you play smart games do you win smart prizes or just regular prizes? I'm probably gonnna keep playing stupid games but I'm Interested
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Sad I can't post anything I'm working on here because I would be easily doxxed and am confident I would get mailbombed in front of my parents which would disappoint them greatly
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If a robot can gingerly carry me to my bed I will never have insomnia ever again. This will confer significant returns to shareholders btw in case you're wondering. So just keep that in mind I would say.
Noah@decemberhuntingOct 15
Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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:) this font makes the smiley look like such a little guy :) the asymmetry of it
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I've only used this site about 10 times this year, if anything funny happened you gotta let me know
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My new invention, Redditle, a daily guesser where the post always includes the word "foreskin" and you have to guess what subreddit it's from
billie@heybillieraeOct 16
reddit glitched out and this was the only post on my feed
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Need seed money to train an army of squirrels and birds I won't say to do what but the results will be tremendous
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Montaigne Deux 🧪 retweeted
말랭이@malrang_s_Oct 16
온몸에 단풍잎 붙이고 세상 신난 솜사탕
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When they call you a consumer, live up to it.
shaggy
@shaggysurvivesOct 16
Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
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Password is 50 characters long now, completely fresh. Eden's forbidden fruit might not have done so much damage if Eve had needed to enter a 50-character password to eat it. But they didn't have passwords yet, there were only 2 people, there really wasn't much of a need.
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Well I've about had my fill of learning about bleeding edge technology from the website that turns you into salt so I will be back on Christmas or whenever some new horrible thing happens everyone freaks out about. Whichever comes first. Until then!
Montaigne Deux 🧪@aSmallLegendSep 4
Quick question am I risking becoming a pillar of salt every time I log back on here? What are the odds of my ensalination every time I manually type my 40-character password to check on the end of the world? I must fiinsh my manuscript I cannot become salt.
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God help us tbh
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1.8 terabytes taken up by I don't know what on my hard drive. Like dark matter.
George Mayer
@GeorgeMayerSep 24
Mac: "Oh no, you've used all 999 gb of your drive" Me: "Yeah ok, let's take a look at the diagnostics" Mac: "You have one unused app that takes 35mb otherwise idk"
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I slept like shit for 2 weeks after Navier-Stokes and felt dizzy all day and always had a headache.
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I respect bugs that don't freak out when you touch them so much. I would never retain my composure under those circumstances. I'm definitely a scuttler. You lift up my rock I'm booking it. Flinchy. Bugs like me see you move in our direction for a second and we're out of there.
bug girlfriend@lo_saturna1iaSep 24
i wish all animals registered a kiss as affectionate. i should be able to smooch a beetle on the ground so he knows that he’s loved too
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I think most artists will be cool with AI as soon as there are tools that make using it fun and allow for them to precisely craft meaningful work. Once the tools are fast and aren't prompt-based I don't think there will be a problem anymore.
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Barring the world ending/fascism/communism/supply chain collapse of course.
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AI designed around the process rather than the output. I guess it's already like that for people who enjoy the process of talking to chatbots. How about something for the rest of us, bucko?
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