A wife is someone who knows when and where she got married but doesn't know why.
아내란 자신이 언제 어디서 결혼했는지는 알지만 왜 했는지는 모르는 사람.
Trust is like a mirror; once it is broken, every reflection is distorted. - Internet Proverb
신뢰는 거울과 같아서, 한 번 금이 가면 모든 비친 모습이 왜곡돼 보인다. - 인터넷 속담
Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?
Yes, work never begun.
- C. Rossetti
시작은 했지만 끝내지 못한 일보다 더 슬픈 것이 있을까?
있다. 시작도 하지 않은 일
"If we don't end war, war will end us." - H.G. Wells, Things to Come -
우리가 전쟁을 끝내지 않으면, 전쟁이 우리를 끝내버릴 것이다.
[Little Johnny Joke]
Johnny: Dad, did you go to the same school as me?
Dad: Yes, the same school as you, only 35 years ago. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Well, Mrs. Johnson said today that she hasn't seen an idiot like me in 35 years.
He who tries to prove there is no hell usually has a personal reason for doing so.
지옥이 없음을 증명하려고 노력하는 사람은 대개 그럴만한 개인적인 이유가 있는 법이다.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, for the same reason.
- Mark Twain
정치인과 기저귀는 자주 갈아줘야 한다. 똑같은 이유로
Ignorance is bliss only when it's mine. When the ignorance is someone else's, then it's torture to me.
모르는게 약이다라는 말은 그게 내 경우일때만 해당되는 말이지 다른 사람이 모르는 경우라면 약이 아니라 고문이다.
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. She wanted to make sure that they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up etc. So, she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary called out and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waiving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know!
He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long time.
She finally gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"