@a22kay

living in a prison of my own bits

 Los Angeles
substack.com/@alexiskfernandez
Joined August 2013
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I joked with my boyfriend that he gave me a weekend so good that I felt like a dog about to put down, and he patted my head and said "no you just got adopted" and like this motherfucker
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ana 🇵🇷🫐
@2dsworldOct 18
y’all are confusing being responsible for your mental illness with being responsible for your recovery. you are not choosing to be mentally ill and getting better is not super easy. However, recovery requires some level of willingness and participation on your part. people can support you, provide resources, and help you through the process, but they cannot do the work for you. acknowledging that isn’t ableism.
gusherssteak7 (THE EXPANDED EDITION IS REAL!!!!)@gusherssteak7Oct 18
im begging yall to think about when you say "you have to choose/want to be better" about mental disorders and disabilities in general.
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taylor, megan, and cardi clips all over my feed today
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wait he taylor swifted for taylor swift
kiwinor@connorozanovOct 18
did rosé tell connor “we’re the only ones standing up” and thats why he shrugged hsisjkwjdjsjdjsks
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W.E.B. DaBoi
@Tyre_945h
The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao
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I truly have no idea how to explain how transcendent this bridge is to people who weren’t taylor fans when they were young. I’m a 29 year old woman and any time I see this played live, or in a random karaoke bar, I get tears in my eyes. like it really is that serious.
everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥@everslay1320h
the way she stopped strumming so she could do the eras tour choreo post-bridge 😭 that muscle memory is for life girl
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I will be 70 years old and the words “marry me juliet you never have to be alone” will stop me in my tracks
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today’s workout will be fueled by boyfriend ragebait and the victoria’s secret fashion show
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and by the fashion show I specifically mean megan thee stallion’s performance in the fashion show
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it’s so funny that people say this about a person whose biggest hobbies other than her job are baking people sourdough and playing with kittens
liam
@ordinarytwinksOct 18
Idk something about her face looks evil
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endora bullshit@collectdust18h
undercover brat
z@blooperz00perOct 18
praise kink but can’t accept a single compliment #watdatmean
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mel 🩷@fuchsiaforevrOct 18
we don’t care
liam
@ordinarytwinksOct 18
Idk something about her face looks evil
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oh this is gonna make me insufferable for a couple hours
Cardi B
@iamcardib7h
Go watch my Tiny Desk performance RIGHT NOW and let me know what it’s giving.. did you laugh? Did you cry? Vibe? All of the above??? youtu.be/HYA9e0XOUGk?is=hmDZ…
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“hey babe what time did I come to bed last night?”
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diana
@dianalokada23h
the hottest part of sex is when he gets to show me his favorite tweets after
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapace10h
That is not "the normie idea of a break up". That's a near universal painful human experience that is the price for being a person who loves. You are just 21.
oecolamp@oecolampOct 18
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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𝜗ৎ maria@wildfellheightsOct 18
‘every child shall read jane eyre’ something that i too would personally impose if i were in power
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
@SketchesbyBozeOct 18
America: We need to kill the humanities so we don’t lose the AI race to China China: Every child shall read Jane Eyre
New York Times headline about how Jane Eyre is now mandatory reading for ninth graders in China

ALT New York Times headline about how Jane Eyre is now mandatory reading for ninth graders in China

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Daniel Spielberger@quepaso_danielOct 16
off to watch the 3 hour documentary about the prankster and the con artist squaring off in a hall of mirrors
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was nobody gonna warn me about the full frontal male nudity in this goddamn a24 documentary
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omg nella larsen mentioned 1000/10 list
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
@SketchesbyBozeOct 16
Nine books to get you started if you’re only just getting into classics
[Jane Eyre, The Count of Monte Cristo, Passing, War & Peace, Alice in Wonderland, Les Miserables, The Man Who Was Thursday, Beowulf (Tolkien translation), Cat’s Cradle]

ALT [Jane Eyre, The Count of Monte Cristo, Passing, War & Peace, Alice in Wonderland, Les Miserables, The Man Who Was Thursday, Beowulf (Tolkien translation), Cat’s Cradle]

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