@a1exis

punctuation doesn’t count on social media

 St Louis, MO
Joined February 2009
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My son barging into the room and loudly yelling “is this your beer?!?!” while I’m on a zoom is just a whole summer #parenting vibe 🫠
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A 6-year-old’s fanfare @TheRock
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I am This-is-how-I-pregame-for-a-concert years old
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I have been FaceTiming with my mom for 10+ years. This is still what she looks like for the entirety of the conversation.
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Sobbing.
Brett Cross
@BCross05242224 Sep 2022
This time, four months ago, It was a normal day. I was at my office getting a booklet made for each of my coworkers that would show their growth in their skills to help get them raises. 2 hours from then, I’d get a call that would shatter my world. My wife called, screaming
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just pulled this out from under my 6 year old son’s pillow
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Closed out summer 2022 by eating a whole mess of Cheetos then scooting around on a jet ski. Five stars
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Kids woke me up at the actual crack of dawn today 😍
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Nine years happily married
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I went clothes shopping in person for the first time in years. The sizes I bought include: S, M, M, M, 6, 8, 10, L, XL. It is so super fun and not frustrating at all to be a woman
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FYI this isn't stopping. There have been 18 mass shootings SINCE Uvalde. You need to know this. Because it's not going to stop until we do something. 1/ Here's just a sampling of the slaughter in the last six days:
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And we wonder why millennials love charcuterie boards so much
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happy booger butts day
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One of my coworkers kept me after on a call. “Alexis! I’m going to send you a link to something you MUST buy. It made me think of you immediately.” … … … … It was this
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Update: my IRL friends cannot get enough of this and the roasts are rolling in.
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Ooo important clarification from the original coworker: “Not for work. Just, like, for summer.” I work in finance
And in the midst of a pandemic and a world war, she got her under-desk treadmill and case of Girl Scout cookies delivered within hours of each other
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It’s cute how I think I have problems sometimes. 💔
daria 🇺🇦@oioiisogolden24 Feb 2022
!! UKRAINE i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +
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