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midget matzah

@a11irusso

piss poor

 utah
Joined June 2011
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when people see my twitter i want them to see that i love the gospel first, and good memes second. also, that i had six figures when i was only four.
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With throws like that you'll fit right in Welcome @KurtBenkert to SSG!
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“you hate Australians?” “NO! I love Bluey!” “who is that? that guy from one direction?”
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“how do you spell louis? L-E-W-I???”
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schlade@slade_wilcock14 Nov 2021
alli just called bella poarch, bekah gooch
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Keep James Corden out of Wicked the movie - Sign the Petition! chng.it/wc7RsCLR via @Change I’d sign a million times if I could

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?@anjo1een9 Nov 2021
Keep James Corden out of Wicked the movie - Sign the Petition! chng.it/jdwyLKGB just doin my part😌
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guys I’m selling my tickets to the a day to remember concert tomorrow!!!! $50 obo
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MALIK.@maliktheoracle6 Sep 2021
Why are you as a man wearing open toed shoes in public?
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is it normal for girlfriends to put their finger in their boyfriend’s butt?
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30 votes • Final results
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like when we go up the stairs sometimes I’ll just stick my finger up there and he thinks that’s not normal, but i swear it is
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chelsea 🌺@xchels_xo3 Sep 2021
I just blocked a guy I was talking to and supposed to be going on a date with because he told me he doesn’t know who Eddie Guerrero is.
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@Venmo28 Jun 2021
We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vm
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what the he’ll is “chuegy” quick responses only
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oh look alli found twitter again
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my bf w no context
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i don’t trust anyone’s whose favorite Jonas brother is kevin
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peace and love to him, but cmon.
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I’ve never heard the song Gangnam style all the way through, and i think that says a lot about my character.
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every couple months I forget twitter exists. but now im back on my bull
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midget matzah@a11irusso7 Oct 2015
good morning from 9th grade me vine.co/v/b3YpmZ3KLLd
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