alien fiancée

Seattle
Joined April 2009
Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Imagine how hot I could make the world if I blew my whole load
Imagine how wet I could make the world if I had 1M followers.
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Replying to @netskymusic
@netskymusic playing @rebelscummusic at EDC😩😩😩 soutshside Bootleg into System?!💦💦💦
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Replying to @nmoroch
how’d that go for ya 🧌
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
(•_•) <) )╯THAT’S / \ (•_•) \( (> KRAKEN / \ (•_•) <) )╯HOCKEY / \ (•_•) \( (> BABY / \
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!!
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tweets that go hard
austin butler experienced complete ego death and is, to this day, letting the ghost of elvis drive him around like a ratatouille. and for what
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
WHAT AM I PAYING THIS GUY FOR
you would think @rebelscummusic could take an hour out of his leisure time to do a simple mix down smh 🤦‍♂️
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
fun fact! did you know my girlfriend is NOT my booking agent? crazy right? pls stop
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
It’s hard work but someone’s gotta do it
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
THE POWER ⚡️ OUT NOW 💥
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Hate when that happens. I was attacked and screamed at in 2018 by an insane woman named Marjorie Taylor Greene. She had no respect for the privacy of me as an 18 year old school shooting survivor or my staff. She was self righteous, insane, and completely out of control.
I was attacked in a restaurant tonight by an insane women and screamed at by her adult son. They had no respect for the restaurant or the staff or the other people dining or people like me who simply have different political views. They are self righteous, insane, and completely out of control. I was sitting at my table, working with my staff, and never even noticed these people until they turned into demons. People used to respect others even if they had different views. But not anymore. Our country is gone.
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Someone tell @rebelscummusic to get excited about the collab because it’s dropping on Wednesday 😮‍💨
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
HOUSTON TONIGHT!! with @rebelscummusic & @hickswithsticks at @StereoLiveHOU
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
beyoncé at lost lands
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
Replying to @djdiesel
hear me out, Shaq's (Dn)Bass All Stars👀👀 with some great names like: @reapernoises @rebelscummusic @kumarionmusic @PNGdnb @mazaremusic @vibechemistry @nikpbeats @skellytn @ItsJustinHawkes @audioscribe
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots. 1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)
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Zoë Van Kenobi👽 retweeted
when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care…
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