Backend Engineer and Technical Writer. Tryna be a L7 Engineer. Startup, faith & life.

Somewhere, Africa
Joined June 2017
Bamboo crashed on Monday as Nigerians rushed to buy into the Dangote Refinery IPO, and people were lining up to defend it. "But CrowdStrike took down 40,000 systems and grounded flights too." Really, that's your defense? Same mindset as when Lagos flooded, and people ran to post videos of Japan flooding. We should stop making excuses for mediocrity.
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Being a hijabi is really not easy My bathroom tap had an issue, so a plumber came to fix it. I had to keep my hijab on till he was done, and this man spent over an hour! The heat almost finished me The way I kept tapping my feet, saying “Oh God” I got angry for no reason!
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World's Highest Number of People Living in Extreme Poverty (2026) 1. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 73.1 million 2. DR Congo 🇨🇩 - 71.6 million 3. Afghanistan 🇦🇫 - 35.2 million 4. Mozambique 🇲🇿 - 25 million 5. Yemen 🇾🇪 - 24.2 million 6. Tanzania 🇹🇿 - 23.9M 7. Madagascar 🇲🇬 - 20.1M 8. Uganda 🇺🇬 - 18.2M 9. India 🇮🇳 - 14.46M 10. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 - 14.3M Source: World Data Lab.
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Being a hijabi is really not easy My bathroom tap had an issue, so a plumber came to fix it. I had to keep my hijab on till he was done, and this man spent over an hour! The heat almost finished me The way I kept tapping my feet, saying “Oh God” I got angry for no reason!
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We don’t hate these people enough #EndSARS #EndSARSMemorial
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Reading code is so exhausting
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We charged him with rape and murder and sentenced him to life in prison, Fawaz. You declared your child rapist a prophet.
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Someone said he’s the Rich version of "make we trek go there, E no far" 😂
After my engagements in Manchester, I honoured another impromptu engagement in Birmingham, UK, with a group of Nigerians having their annual general meeting. Our discussions centered on achieving our collective purpose of building a New Nigeria that works for all, which is centered on tackling corruption and electing competent leaders with capacity, character, compassion and commitment, to unite, secure, and move the nation from consumption to production. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Things android users get away with 🥲
btw, the message you deleted, i already read it from the notification bar.
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You fit order Heroin one day make the dispatch be Tinubu.🤣📷
You fit order food one day make the dispatch be Peter Obi. 🤣😂
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Please vote for this man. Let's teach Peter Obi a lesson with 25% of our earnings 😂 Fools.
VIDEO: We Already Passed Law Requiring Every Nigerian To Pay 25% Of Their Earnings As Tax To Tinubu Government In 2027 — Senator Ireti Kingibe parallelfactsnews.com/nigeri…
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I didn’t go keh ?🤣🤣🤣🤣 I went , church service started at exactly 11:33am After service I had the opportunity to speak to Usen MJ about the whole twitter dragging and after our discussion, I realized something. I pity the life of y’all dragging him, he’s Usen MJ, God’s gist partner and his right hand man. This one no dey forgive o. God fit still forgive you based on his nature, but i don’t think Usen MJ get forgiving spirit, he will just make you run mad. You literally don't know this man, and that’s because he no dey flaunt his doings. Usen mj is made for life. He is God’s gist partner and things God tells him, you cannot get to know in your lifetime. Una go just come online dey talk rubbish about people una no get idea about. Her properties for heaven and earth alone worth trillions.
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Even a soldier's death is politicized? Have some shame.
He died. Thanks @PeteHegseth @SecWar for yet another pointless and tragic recruiting spectacle
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The federal government also sold student records… Is it by force to buy this guyys stocks?
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This is the reason Dr Bosun Tijani blocked me. I quoted his NUCAP post with my experience as a project coordinator on similar MTN/Huawei rural sites in the past, and asked what would be different this time. He blocked me instead of replying. If a sitting minister under President Tinubu can’t take constructive criticism from a young Nigerian, tell me if this country is getting better anytime soon.
This is not a new project. As far back as 2015, MTN and Huawei already had something similar called MTN Rural Telephony, and that was before bandits became this widespread. I was a project coordinator on some of those sites. The biggest setback was always security in these remote areas. Almost all the backup batteries were stolen. Technicians were often 12–24 hours away, and many sites weren’t accessible by road. Some towers stayed down for days or even months because of community issues. There were cases where security guards were killed when robbers came for the equipment. These projects are extremely expensive to maintain. That’s why I’m not sure why the government is taking on the role of running them directly. Private operators already struggled with exactly these problems. What will be different this time?
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True talk!!!
Whether politicians meet and kiss in private is none of my business. My business is to support a candidate who means well for the people they seek to serve. It’s none of my business if Obi hugs Tinubu in private. I just know Obi would be a better President than Tinubu. Vote PO.
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Unrelated, but this your orange background. hope it’s not what I’m thinking 🤔?
“Who gave you the right to private chat me” Most Nigerian lecturers are fucking useless and very unfortunate.
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