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Psst... Tomorrow we'll also have the opportunity to invite GAME Community members to @2K_UK HQ to get hands-on Evolve. Interested?
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What was your favourite moment from the new trailer for #TheHobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies? #OneLastTime
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what does the highest setting on your toaster actually do to the toast? incinerate it? who even fucking uses that setting? why is it there
Replying to @TumblrsFunnies
“@TumblrsFunnies: xitter.cf/TumblrsFunnies/status/…” @TomEvery @thyloganmoore @jonnyutting ahahahaaha
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I've never once, in my entire life, met a hedgehog called Jonty Bunions, which isn't really very surprising when you think about it.
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Q-What's the difference between swans and Russian people?
A- Swans have orange beaks and Russians fucking hate gay fellas.
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Just rammed a load of soil into my own face for a laugh but no one was watching so I went home.
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Don't knock on opportunity's door... kick that b*tch in, smile and introduce yourself. #Sir #MrJohnsonIfUrNasty
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Mythology's most vicious labor of all.. THE NEMEAN LION. #12Labors #ToughKitty #HERCULESMovie
JULY 25th.











