look at my lawyer dawg, i’m goin to horny jail

England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2024
Pls dressmaker gods help this reach the right demographic 🪶📑📕
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nah, 'tis not a new dagger, i just shrunk me sword in the wash :(
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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I’m not in either fandom but my entire tl is olivia and chappell fans clankvestigating that cute animated video they did for expectations bc it’s not drawn perfectly so it must be AI
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chilling text I just had to send
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Student-teacher roleplay will now require depiction of A-levels or a vocational pathway such as T-levels or BTecs
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5. Hozier enthusiasts
The options when meeting a Greek Mythology fan in public: 1. Only seen EPIC: The Musical and treat it like gospel 2. Only seen Lore Olympus and treat it like gospel 3. Self-identified “camp half-blood” and know nothing about mythology 4. Weirdly racist conservative
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Just listened to a playlist I made for Haymitch after reading sotr and now I want to fall into the embers why did I make that
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badass Blair Waldorf protecting himbo Sam Winchester oh this god tier AU fic
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated. GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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The concept of ibuprofen discourse
the whole ibuprofen discourse is so crazy to me bc as a brit i can genuinely count on one hand the amount of times ive taken ibuprofen this year… so how could you possibly need a bottle of 1k pills???
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i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd
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Happy one year to me feeling the hard launch in my loins
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