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Americans: I use miles and pounds
Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms
Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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They've seen me in all my darkness and in all my light. They're with me in strength and struggle. 5yrs go by like days when every moment with them is my best life. Even when cleaning up endless poop or stepping on furball sick!Being your dad is my greatest honor. Happy Birthday!
ALT A proud dad stands next to his five glorious cat kids.
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LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT OVER THE GIANT BOOK OH MY GOD
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I’m 40 and fancy as fuck ✨ Going out for dinner and jazz like people who leave the house after 5 pm haha
Just posting on Twitter every few weeks to tell @dinnerwithjulie I made one of her cakes 😂 Peanut Butter Cup Cake for my birthday 🥳
@DiscoPriest I woke @Vosskah up last night to tell him to tell you that you could recreate your Terry Pratchett account ON MASTODON just saying! But he didn’t so I am now telling you
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Portraits famous photographers have taken of their partners (a thread): – at Tucson, AZ
If you aren’t on Mastodon you won’t have seen this glorious badass Bundt cake I made! But I thought you’d like to. It’s @dinnerwithjulie’s apple Walnut Bundt! LOOK JULIE 😍😂
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if I was a beloved children's author with a billion-dollar fortune I would simply pay someone to wheel a cannon around with me and use it to fire my phone directly into the sun whenever I try to post anything other than "which childrens hospital should I shower with money next"
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the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet xitter.cf/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
