@_timmydairo

MBBS/MD

Joined January 2024
You’ll be on this app promoting Sharia law land Islamic extremism but when it’s time to relocate you’ll go to a secular/christian country Why are you not in Afghanistan where sharia law is being practiced? Fool
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I don’t what’s outstanding here. Doku dey do this one nah😭😭
His world cup performance is so much lied about here it's crazy
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My cousin who has epilepsy was once caught watching porn 😭 One night, this boy was in his room watching porn and beating his meat in peace. All of a sudden he started having seizure. We heard the noise and everybody rushed inside to help him. When we entered his room, his preeq was standing strong and the porn was still playing on his phone at 2x speed 😭😭 Omo, the embarrassment was loud. We helped him first, but that scene had already entered everybody’s brain permanently. The worst part was that when he later woke up, he couldn’t even remember everything properly. His parents made him fast for 14 days with serious deliverance prayers. Before I left their house, he was caught again 😂
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Wait. Inter Miami has one win in 10 games and still 3rd on the log No wonder Messi run go there Ikorodu Maradona
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Preachers say outrageous things all the time, but this is probably the wildest utterance I have ever heard from any of them.
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Pastor wey celebrate getting permanent U.S. residency is telling you who has limited chances in Nigeria that your calling is prayer and some of you are still defending him. 65 years of doing the same thing without tangible result should be enough reason to tell you he was wrong!
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Verydarkman calls out pastor for saying while China 🇨🇳 is making engines and Nigerians are praying, that’s the calling of nations are different and Nigeria 🇳🇬 calling is revival not technology
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You guys let any bumbling idiot in a suit and the audacity to say he’s hearing from god advice you and that’s why this country is like this
“People say the Chinese make engines while Nigerians pray. But what many don’t understand is that nations have callings. Nigeria’s calling is to send missionaries into the whole world.” — Apostle Arome Osayi
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God watching you board a bus that he knows is going to crash and leave you on a wheel chair for the rest of your life because he knows you will come back to thank him that you didn't diè😂
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Nigerians take note as Singapore pays people S$1 for every 50 sessions of 15-minute daily reading
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VDM say technology fit fix their Apostle mouth, dem dey vex😂 One idiot even say, “God, one thing I ask this hour, prove to VDM that You are God, and You won’t allow anyone insult Your anointed one.” He no even ask God to fix their Apostle mouth, na VDM life he wan make God spoil to prove a point Misery loves company😭
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Africans would watch Thor, Hercules, Zeus and find it interesting and entertaining, but the moment you try to make a movie that showcases African gods and deities, it’s suddenly demonic? Is it because they are black and you have been taught everything African and black are demonic/ evil?? 🤡
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Waste Management - Lmao Unending Traffic - “it’s a lifestyle” Rent & outrageous Prices - “go back to your parents house” Hamzat will be worse than Sanwo. Expect little to no development nor change in status quo. May God be with you all in that Lagos.
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“Illegal immigration” but they are doxxing people who are legally doing the unwanted residency training programmes in the US🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
It's so funny how fighting for illegal immigrants is somehow being made to look like the moral high ground in the USA. Illegal is illegal. They disrespected the due process and the law, they don't belong there, at least not yet. That's foundational ABC stuff.
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28 days without a president and an acting president, yet Nigeria is quiet. Senate President left the Senate vacant. Gbajabiamila is in Lagos, campaigning for the Absent President with stolen funds. I miss General Sani Abacha.
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ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Bola Tinubu postpones return to Nigeria.❌ Bola Tinubu postpones visit to Nigeria. ✅
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Implanol, Depo-Provera, COCPs, vasectomy. E no really hard.
I’m very curious how married folks who sleep with each other everyday regulate when to not have kids. Do they wear condoms? Do they take pills? Prayer and fasting? Abstinence?
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Nigerian pastors loves filling up the stadium in UK and US. What happened to Iraq and Palestine? Are there no souls there to be won?
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One rich cousin of mine came back from the UK 🇬🇧 recently. I told him about the new restaurants that we have in the southeast, and I suggested we go try em out. But he kept saying that the meals he wants to try are the local dishes. And he gave an example “ I want to visit a local palm oil mill, sit down on the floor and eat roasted yam with fresh oil.” At this rate I don’t know if this one is cravings Abi he didn’t come back home with money.
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This happened to me with my cracked windshield. He said we should "settle" it for ₦50k. I told him he should just write me a ticket because it's ₦4k I'll pay to the government. He was calm immediately. 😂 He later collected ₦3k from me...but the money got reversed like 2 hours later. 😭😂 Thank you, Kuda. 😂😂😂
Violated the seat belt rule and an FRSC member on the road said I’d pay 40k Just for me to show him the official website stating that the fine is just 2k Bro was dumbfounded 🤦🏾‍♂️😂
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