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ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
You’ll be on this app promoting Sharia law land Islamic extremism but when it’s time to relocate you’ll go to a secular/christian country
Why are you not in Afghanistan where sharia law is being practiced?
Fool
Omo😭😭
My cousin who has epilepsy was once caught watching porn 😭
One night, this boy was in his room watching porn and beating his meat in peace.
All of a sudden he started having seizure.
We heard the noise and everybody rushed inside to help him.
When we entered his room, his preeq was standing strong and the porn was still playing on his phone at 2x speed 😭😭
Omo, the embarrassment was loud.
We helped him first, but that scene had already entered everybody’s brain permanently.
The worst part was that when he later woke up, he couldn’t even remember everything properly.
His parents made him fast for 14 days with serious deliverance prayers.
Before I left their house, he was caught again 😂
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Wait.
Inter Miami has one win in 10 games and still 3rd on the log
No wonder Messi run go there
Ikorodu Maradona
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Preachers say outrageous things all the time, but this is probably the wildest utterance I have ever heard from any of them.
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Pastor wey celebrate getting permanent U.S. residency is telling you who has limited chances in Nigeria that your calling is prayer and some of you are still defending him.
65 years of doing the same thing without tangible result should be enough reason to tell you he was wrong!
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Verydarkman calls out pastor for saying while China 🇨🇳 is making engines and Nigerians are praying, that’s the calling of nations are different and Nigeria 🇳🇬 calling is revival not technology
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
You guys let any bumbling idiot in a suit and the audacity to say he’s hearing from god advice you and that’s why this country is like this
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
God watching you board a bus that he knows is going to crash and leave you on a wheel chair for the rest of your life because he knows you will come back to thank him that you didn't diè😂
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Nigerians take note as Singapore pays people S$1 for every 50 sessions of 15-minute daily reading
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
VDM say technology fit fix their Apostle mouth, dem dey vex😂
One idiot even say, “God, one thing I ask this hour, prove to VDM that You are God, and You won’t allow anyone insult Your anointed one.”
He no even ask God to fix their Apostle mouth, na VDM life he wan make God spoil to prove a point
Misery loves company😭
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Africans would watch Thor, Hercules, Zeus and find it interesting and entertaining, but the moment you try to make a movie that showcases African gods and deities, it’s suddenly demonic?
Is it because they are black and you have been taught everything African and black are demonic/ evil??
🤡
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Waste Management - Lmao
Unending Traffic - “it’s a lifestyle”
Rent & outrageous Prices - “go back to your parents house”
Hamzat will be worse than Sanwo. Expect little to no development nor change in status quo.
May God be with you all in that Lagos.
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
“Illegal immigration” but they are doxxing people who are legally doing the unwanted residency training programmes in the US🙂↔️🙂↔️
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
28 days without a president and an acting president, yet Nigeria is quiet.
Senate President left the Senate vacant.
Gbajabiamila is in Lagos, campaigning for the Absent President with stolen funds.
I miss General Sani Abacha.
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
Nigerian pastors loves filling up the stadium in UK and US.
What happened to Iraq and Palestine?
Are there no souls there to be won?
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
One rich cousin of mine came back from the UK 🇬🇧 recently.
I told him about the new restaurants that we have in the southeast, and I suggested we go try em out.
But he kept saying that the meals he wants to try are the local dishes.
And he gave an example
“ I want to visit a local palm oil mill, sit down on the floor and eat roasted yam with fresh oil.”
At this rate I don’t know if this one is cravings Abi he didn’t come back home with money.
ʏƚᴎom🕸️ retweeted
This happened to me with my cracked windshield. He said we should "settle" it for ₦50k. I told him he should just write me a ticket because it's ₦4k I'll pay to the government. He was calm immediately. 😂 He later collected ₦3k from me...but the money got reversed like 2 hours later. 😭😂 Thank you, Kuda. 😂😂😂